harry: i put a little note in your bag to remind you that i love you

louis: *checking bag* this is a 40 page letter with mla formatting

harry: oh no fuck it’s not good enough is it

harry: hey what does y/n mean?

liam: your name

harry: hm so it would be like “harry leaned up and pressed his lips to louis’, in love with his gorgeous blue orbs”?

niall: *faints in larry is real*

Louis: what if i’m not gay?

Louis: what if i’m just faking my gayness?

Louis: maybe i’m not even interested in bo-

Harry:hi

Louis:nevermind

Louis coming out

Louis: i’m guy

Louis: i’m goy

louis: i’m gup

niall: it’s okay louis, take your time

louis: *points at harry* guys.

Niall: Louis, i dare you to-

Harry: Louis isn’t allowed to do dares

Niall: What? Why?

Louis, as he rolls his eyes: I have no regard for my own personal safety

Harry: i can fit the whole world in the palm of my hands

Louis: that’s impossib-

*Harry grabs Louis face*

Louis: Harry, i have a reputation to uphold

Harry: fuck me if i’m wrong but i-

Louis: you’re wrong

Harry: but i didn’t even s-

Louis: WRONG! YOU’RE WRONG!

Louis on the X-Factor

I ROLLED OF MY BEAD LAUGHING EVERYTIME LOUIS SAID “oBviOUslY”

Leeroy: Welcome to salsa class! Who’s ready to dance?

Niall: *hiding a bag of tortilla chips behind his back* there’s been a misunderstanding

Louis: you know Harry is kinda the sun to me

Niall: awww, cause he’s the light of your life

Louis: no, because the longer i stare at him the more i regret this

Niall: o-oh, but you still love him right?

Louis: duh, all i’m sayi-

Harry: *running while wearing a rainbow cape* babe look! i’m a gay superhero

Louis: oh my god

Harry: *gasp and makes eye contact with Louis in realization* i’m supergay

Louis: i take it back, i’m in love with him

*Louis catches Harry staring at him*

Louis: what are you doing

Harry: admiring raw beauty

Louis: well stop it

Harry:okay

*Harry turns to Niall*

Louis: I THINK THE FUCK NOT YOU TRICK ASS BITCH