#cat nip

Mmmhmmm shards for Sunday

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lectorel:

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atearsarahjane:

catsbeaversandducks:

If you don’t talk to your cat about catnip, who will? 

Photos via Crack Two

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It’s really too bad I do not have before/after photos of what happened to my catnip plant.  At the time of its death, it was 2 ft tall and 2 ft wide.  It was a big happy plant.

Then I went away for the weekend, leaving my very pregnant cat in the apartment.  (With a box in a quiet place, since I figured she might pop while I was away.)

I came back to a container of dirt on the table, no catnip left to speak of, and a very stoned cat under the bed…and five very extremely stoned and baffled bitty balls of fluff kittens who had no idea why the world was so far out, man.

Mommy and babies were stoned for a week straight.

Whooaa. Duuude

Not gonne lie, there was ugly cackling reading that story.

yeah but that one cat that jsut fucking ascended to goodhood

I know my parents cats always got dry cat nip and were fine buuuuuut,
My roommates cat got a sinus infection from sniffing the dry cat nip.
The vet told us you should always moisten it so that your cats can’t sniff it up. They’ll still enjoy it and have the same effects.

We closed up the screened in porch for the winter last November. As the snow melted and the squirrels became more plentiful, the cats have been dyingto get back out there.

Even though it was in the mid-40s, we thought the cats could enjoy a good hour of porch time. Figuring they would perch on the top of the chairs and let their nostrils take in all the scents, Link, instead, zeroed in on the cat nip plant that croaked last August*.

Fresh air? Who needs it! Dead cat nip is where it’s at.

*Don’t ask why it was still out there. Sometimes it takes me a while to get to things.