#chocolate guy

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magicpotatolover:

justpastryvideos:

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The fucking chocolate guy my beloved

starryfictionalgirl:

He put a goddamn light in the chocolate lighthouse!!!!

If you liked this, check out School of Chocolate! It’s his show on Netflix and personally it’s my new favorite format of food competition— you’ll probably see why when you watch the first episode.

elidyce:

kyidyl:

I stg this man and his nonsense.


Chocolate wizard on his bullshit again

I have no idea if it’s the same chocolate guy but this video popped up on my tiktok fyp

kyidyl:

I stg this man and his nonsense.


elidyce:

kyidyl:

I stg this man and his nonsense.


Chocolate wizard on his bullshit again

fearforthestorm:

pspsps Chocolate Guy stans

[image description: an Instagram story from Amaury Guichon (the “Chocolate Guy”), which shows a side-by-side comparison of him in 2007 vs him now (2022). the 2007 picture shows him, significantly younger, standing next to and pointing at a small sculpture of an octopus attacking a ship. the 2022 picture shows him now, standing next to and pointing at a massive sculpture of a kraken holding a large anchor. the second sculpture is roughly three to four times the size of the first one, and finished to a much higher degree of quality. end ID]

brbjellyfishing:

liquorlaughslove:

nuggsmum:

whyndancer:

I beg your pardon

At this point he’s just fucking with us.

Wow just fucking wow

dedicatedfollower467:

justpastryvideos:

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okay so i often watch these chocolate guy videos and think to myself “what is the point of making this out of chocolate? modeling chocolate is reportedly disgusting, this is not really intended for consumption, why doesn’t he just make it out of clay or something”

but watching this video i FINALLY realized.

chocolate is the only sculpture medium that you can melt and then freeze for effect without some serious equipment.

like. the process of letting the chocolate drip down over the water balloon? yeah that chocolate only needs to be, like, a little over 100F/38C. that’s a touchable temperature, that’s something that you can put your fingers in without burning them off. and then it freezes again at about room temperature! and granted you want the ambient environment a little colder than room temperature, because otherwise the heat from your hands will start to melt it, but again, being able to melt this medium with your hands isabonus.

clay doesn’t melt. you can make it liquid-y by adding water, but that doesn’t harden up again afterwards, or when it does, it’s EXTREMELY fragile. plastic melts, but at pretty high temperatures that can be dangerous to handle, and it’s also really easy to burn and will release toxic gases when it does burn. metal melts, but that’s obviously even HOTTER and MORE dangerous. wood doesn’t melt. stone technically melts but like. good luck with that one.

chocolate melts at a reasonable, human-touchable temperature and freezes again at room temperature, which means you can make solid shapes from dripping or pouring melted chocolate and letting it harden.

the only other sculpting medium i know that does that is wax, and i think wax is generally too soft/malleable overall for the kind of large structures that this guy makes.

so i finally, FINALLY fucking get why he does this shit in chocolate oh my god.

the-haiku-bot:

daisy-mooon:

randomslasher:

wild-mare-of-prosecution:

katy-l-wood:

justpastryvideos:

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SIR.

He’s getting too powerful!

I love him so much for eating it though

the lil happy face and nod he makes at the end of it makes my day

the lil happy face

and nod he makes at the end

of it makes my day

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

liquorlaughslove:

nuggsmum:

whyndancer:

I beg your pardon

At this point he’s just fucking with us.

Wow just fucking wow

bewareofdragon:

saturnsocoolioyep:

Guys… you’re not gonna fucking believe this one

“Oh, he did notjust…”

Yes, he did. 

justpastryvideos:

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I guess we can retire “As useful as a chocolate teapot” now.

Guys. I come bearing more cursed chocolate gifts.

abz-j-harding:

lilfellasblog:

fearforthestorm:

pspsps Chocolate Guy stans

[image description: an Instagram story from Amaury Guichon (the “Chocolate Guy”), which shows a side-by-side comparison of him in 2007 vs him now (2022). the 2007 picture shows him, significantly younger, standing next to and pointing at a small sculpture of an octopus attacking a ship. the 2022 picture shows him now, standing next to and pointing at a massive sculpture of a kraken holding a large anchor. the second sculpture is roughly three to four times the size of the first one, and finished to a much higher degree of quality. end ID]

IT’S THE FUCKING-

THA CHOCOLATE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

dasha-aibo:

dasha-aibo:

nuggsmum:

whyndancer:

I beg your pardon

At this point he’s just fucking with us.

At some point he’s going to make a human out of chocolate and the cocoa homunculus will stand, open his mouth and sing a song that starts the Rapture

All of these are likely for PR purposes. Big sculptures are likely melted back into regular chocolate shortly after being made, while the smaller deserts could be just sold at his shop.

the-unnecessary-commentary:

krystal-prisms:

Amaury Guichon and kiwami japan have the same but opposite vibes

One can make anything out of chocolate and the other can make knives out of anything

Chocolate guy scares me because I will never trust any fancy piece isn’t actually edible.

Knife guy made a knife out of smoke. I fear him to my core.

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