#chris evans x reader

Steve: I fucked up. I fucked up.

Y/N: Why? What happened?

Steve: I’m falling for someone.

Y/N: Damn. Must be special person to make Mr. America to fall in love.

Steve: *looks at Y/N lovingly* Yeah, real special.

Y/N: [burst into the room and slams door shut clearly panicked]

Steve: oh my god, what did you do?

Y/N: NOBODY DIED!!

Steve: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Y/N: It’s quite dangerous here, do you wanna hold hands?

Steve: *takes Y/N’s hand while blushing*

Tony: We’re in the supermarket.

Steve: N/N, can I talk to you for a minute?

Y/N: Ooh, Someone’s in trouble!

Y/N:…

Y/N: It’s me. I don’t know why I did that.

Bucky: We all know you’re in love.

Steve: I’m not in love with Y/N, shut up.

Bucky: I never said who.

Steve:

Steve: Shit, okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN—

Y/N: idk how to tell you this, but you’re in love with me

Steve:…what?

Y/N:

Steve: oh my god, i AM

Bucky: what..,, what kind of confession did I just witness

Judge: How do you plead?

Y/N: [looks at Steve]

Steve: [mouths ‘not guilty’]

Y/N: Hot milky.

Steve: *facepalm* Just lock Y/N up.

Y/N: Can you believe fate just keeps bringing us together like this?

Steve: This is literally our room.

Hello! So I’m back haha is anyone still following this account? It’s been awhile since I updated this account. Anyways, how are you guys? I hope yall okay and thriving. Happy sunday everyone!

Steve: I can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together

Y/N, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate