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the jackass cast & crew’s quotes through various issues of big brother magazine

Just watched Jackass4.5 last night

A collection of my favourite looks from it and from Jackass Forever As ever Johnny and Chris are serving the hardest (honourable mention to Steve-O)

Notes:

• I’m still not over the rare privilege of seeing pure survival instinct captured on screen with Dark Shark in the spider scene - he gripped so hard on that shirt and now to see him face a true fear and and his son say it changed him for the better in 4.5? Dark Shark Forever

• I want to go to that beach party, I want one of those boiler suits - and the giant surf board gave me big giant shopping trolley energy which I love (also Johnny with flat hair!)

• Old clowns that love each other and demonstrate that love through sharing in cartoon violence

• And I can’t get the inexplicable image of the five men skillfully tumbling down the hill out of my head (no introduction, no skit name and no context ) I really want a gif but Tumblr will never allow for that kind of thing these days

flamejob:

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He is beauty and he is grace

Iconic Ringmaster to cartoon chaos

shitfuckpiss666:

Love that it’s only really Wee Man committing to adding the drama, everyone else acting so apathetic to their potentially imminent electrocution

Also this tasteful nude speaks to me and gets funnier and better the longer I look at it


kikiknoxville:

The Flight of Icarus + behind the scenes photographed by Mike Blabac ❤️‍

“Once upon a time lived a father and son on the island of Crete. Tired of life in the joint, the father had the son gather up feathers that were lying around the cell and he made them both wings and they went off to escape the Isle of Crete forever.But uh, there’s one thing they left out of the ancient myth - the canon…”

Greek mythology Jackass style

Jackass 3D (2010)This is a Movie Health Community evaluation. It is intended to inform people of pot

Jackass 3D (2010)

This is a Movie Health Community evaluation. It is intended to inform people of potential health hazards in movies and does not reflect the quality of the film itself. The information presented here has not been reviewed by any medical professionals.

Jackass 3D has very brief rapidly-changing colors during the MTV production company logo. The rest of the film is safe and free of photosensitivity risks.

Most of this film is shot with handheld cameras, with occasional shaking. One sequence has brief moments of simulated zero-gravity.

Flashing Lights: 3/10. Motion Sickness: 5/10.

TRIGGER WARNING: This film has a lot of gross-out humor, most of which involves urine or feces, with a late sequence showing an excessive amount of feces. People vomit and occasionally dry heave on screen as a result nearly every gross-out gag. One sequence involves thousands of bees.


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Jackass Number Two (2006)This is a Movie Health Community evaluation. It is intended to inform peopl

Jackass Number Two (2006)

This is a Movie Health Community evaluation. It is intended to inform people of potential health hazards in movies and does not reflect the quality of the film itself. The information presented here has not been reviewed by any medical professionals.

Jackass Number Two has some very mild flickering of light in the second production company logo. When a man’s moan is heard in the third logo, the rest of the film is safe to watch.

Most of this film is shot with handheld cameras, many of which shake occasionally. One sequence takes place on a boat, with heavy rocking.

Flashing Lights: 2/10. Motion Sickness: 7/10.

TRIGGER WARNING: This film shows several real injuries, both how they happen and the aftermath. This includes abrasions, burns, piercings, and animal bites. Two of these injuries cause profuse bleeding. One sequence involves thousands of bees. There is gross-out humor that involves both human and animal feces, and animal reproductive fluid. Multiple people vomit as a result of gross-out gags. There is some cultural insensitivity in this film, with the final stunt being wildly Islamophobic.


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Jackass: The Movie (2002) This is a Movie Health Community evaluation. It is intended to inform peop

Jackass: The Movie(2002)

This is a Movie Health Community evaluation. It is intended to inform people of potential health hazards in movies and does not reflect the quality of the film itself. The information presented here has not been reviewed by any medical professionals.

Jackass: The Movie has extreme strobe lights as fireworks are set off in the middle of the night in two separate locations, and during a roller disco segment, immediately following the rocket skates stunt. An early scene has some welding with no warning.

Almost the entire film is shot on handheld cameras, sometimes with shaking as the camera person runs. One camera is mounted on a playground merry-go-round, causing the camera angle to spin for several seconds.

Flashing Lights: 9/10. Motion Sickness: 8/10.

TRIGGER WARNING: This film shows several real and painful injuries, including a close-up of a gash being stitched up. There is excessive gross-out humor involving urine, feces, and vomit. There are instances of cultural insensitivity, and there is one brief joke about suicide.


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pegglesheen:

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Johnny talks about Ryan’s death.Marc: How did that sit with you guys? (Ryan’s death) I mean, when yo

Johnny talks about Ryan’s death.

Marc: How did that sit with you guys? (Ryan’s death) I mean, when you heard it.

Johnny: That was… I-I can still barely talk about it honestly. It’s one of the worst things that’s happened to my life and all of our lifes… I remember the morning getting the news and… Umm…

Marc: Yeah, it’s horrible. When you think about how you guys lived, is there any part of you that thinks- „Oh, well. It happens.”?

Johnny: Umm… It was, it was a fucking tragedy, you know. Zak was in the car, Ryan was drinking and there’s..*Stutters* I don’t know, I’m still wrapping my head around it.

Marc: Yeah, well I’m sorry for your loss man.

Johnny: Oh, it’s alright, it’s alright. Yeah, Sorry.


Interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=log0_R8WYIw    

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Gumball Rally Christopher is major boyfriend material

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