#christian moulin rouge
Satine (Nicole Kidman) & Christian (Ewan McGregor), Moulin Rouge, 2001 Film Version
Moulin Rouge returns! This is most likely the last time I can make Satine’s gauzy dressing gown costume. If you like this design, act fast! The set is available now at my Etsy!
come what may
you ever listen to aaron tveit sing el tango de roxanne for a week straight?
easily the single funniest moment in the Moulin Rouge musical is when all the bohemians are just collectively and unanimously like “yeah this is a good idea let’s give the emotionally unstable white American theatre boy copious amounts of extremely potent alcohol, surely that will solve ALL our problems”
and then things pretty much IMMEDIATELY proceed to get so much worse
TOLOUSE: “Okay for the last time: if you bite it, and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, and it’s venomous.”
ARABIA: “What if it bites me and it dies?”
LA CHOCOLAT: “That means you’re poisonous, Jesus Christ, Arabia.”
PIERRE: “What if it bites itself and I die?”
SANTIAGO: “That’s voodoo.”
HAROLD: “What if it bites me and someone else dies?”
NINI: “That’s correlation not causation.”
CHRISTIAN: “What if we bite each other and neither of us die?”
BABYDOLL: “That’s kinky.”
SATINE: *chokes on her drink*
