#poisonous vs venomous
ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years
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TOLOUSE: “Okay for the last time: if you bite it, and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, and it’s venomous.”
ARABIA: “What if it bites me and it dies?”
LA CHOCOLAT: “That means you’re poisonous, Jesus Christ, Arabia.”
PIERRE: “What if it bites itself and I die?”
SANTIAGO: “That’s voodoo.”
HAROLD: “What if it bites me and someone else dies?”
NINI: “That’s correlation not causation.”
CHRISTIAN: “What if we bite each other and neither of us die?”
BABYDOLL: “That’s kinky.”
SATINE: *chokes on her drink*
