#robyn hurder
TOLOUSE: “Okay for the last time: if you bite it, and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, and it’s venomous.”
ARABIA: “What if it bites me and it dies?”
LA CHOCOLAT: “That means you’re poisonous, Jesus Christ, Arabia.”
PIERRE: “What if it bites itself and I die?”
SANTIAGO: “That’s voodoo.”
HAROLD: “What if it bites me and someone else dies?”
NINI: “That’s correlation not causation.”
CHRISTIAN: “What if we bite each other and neither of us die?”
BABYDOLL: “That’s kinky.”
SATINE: *chokes on her drink*
I’ve set up a new insta to share some of my fav Broadway/theatre trivia and photos - I’d really appreciate if you could check it out and give me a follow :) @jvoomtheatre
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