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Random AssClass Headcanons

Only some of this is crack content, but I’m sure it still counts… @handy-dandy-headcanons

• Gakushuu is fluent in Chinese (both Mandarin and Cantonese) and he listens to Kris Wu

• Whenever Hazama is on her period and it’s an emergency, none of the squad hesitates to buy her some pads, snacks, etc. Wait, same for Hara, but it’s usually Yoshida in her case

• Oh wow, another language headcanon for Gakushuu. He grew up bilingual in both Japanese and English, despite living in Japan like all his life. He’s comfortable with both, but does get homesick a lot when he lives in America in the future. The only reason he might not do perfectly on English exams is because it’s not as much of a priority to study for, as compared to math, science, etc. Besides Seo, Rio, and maybe Karma, no one really compares to him anyways.

• Kurahashi has made a worm on a string for every member of 3-E. Irina and Korosensei demand she makes one for them too, but she refuses. “It’s a student-only thing.” Next thing you know, she makes one for Karasuma only. Irina and Korosensei are like??? So betrayed??

• Fuwa is actually the biggest procrastinator in the class. It’s how she got in 3-E in the first place, honestly. But she still gets things done, or tries to. She’ll drag on her homework for the longest time, but will get a 600-word essay done in the morning it’s due. She works better under pressure.

• Takebayashi and the Terasaka squad boys once tried a dating sim game together just for the hell of it. They all swore never to let Hara and Hazama find out and roast them. Only Takebayashi was taking it semi-seriously, but everyone was convinced Terasaka was getting more into it the longer they played. Muramatsu chose every bad choice for fun, and those two would get so pissed at him. Itona made constant blunt statements, criticizing the game and annoying everyone. To be fair, he only spoke the truth. And Yoshida, for some reason, wanted to customize their character by himself. “Let’s give him a leather jacket-” “Hell no.”

• During the year in 3-E as their English teacher, Irina also taught every student how to safely walk and assassinate in high heels. Like, we’re talking 6-inches high. And yes, even the boys learned too.

• Sugino has hella defined arms and shoulder muscles from tons of baseball practice and working out. Kayano and Kurahashi do this cute thing where they both hang off one arm each, like bags or something and he playfully lifts them. It’s just adorable, ok?

• Everytime the class comes across a snake in the mountain, they all yell Nagisa’s name. Especially if it’s a little baby snake, or one that’s very small.

• Terasaka’s little sister is a wannabe mangaka, and she meets Fuwa once at this manga bookstore. They hit it off instantly, but Terasaka is pretty annoyed. “Terasaka-kun, I’m coming over for dinner tonight!” “THE HELL YOU ARE-”

• Speaking of Terasaka, it should go without saying that all the 3-E girls have made him carry their shopping bags for them at some point. Nakamura and Kurahashi are the worst offenders.

• It’s canon that Mimura sometimes gets involved in sporty conversations between the athletes Sugino and Maehara, even though he’s pretty clueless and only cares about the videography. But he never seems to voice it. So HC that Korosensei takes those two to some international game stadium to watch an intense game, and they of course invite Mimura. Poor boy almost gets knocked over a few times by the other two’s excitement, and just settles for focusing on his snacks.

• Kanzaki, being the sweetheart that she is, associates all of her fellow 3-E girls with a type of flower (will make a post on that in the future). Hazama makes a picture of each flower and delicately writes the name of the corresponding girl beside it, and it stays on the classroom wall. A copy definitely goes into Korosensei’s scrapbook.

• (This is after he…regains his sanity) Gakuhou is weird and has various quotes, from pop culture and literature, all around his office space. And they’re the most obscure references, like it can range from Albert Camus’s The Stranger to a random thing that was said in Star Trek. If anyone guesses correctly where the quote is from (specific page number, paragraph, etc) they earn his respect. And maybe a bonus point on the next exam.

• Even though he’s the son of cops, Kimura doesn’t always think things through. A lot. And so he’s a bit gullible when it comes to getting tricked for money or scams by strangers. Okano gets so annoyed whenever this happens and scolds him before kicking the hustler’s ass herself.

• Nakamura makes YouTube videos. Random vlogs, makeup tutorials, prank videos, etc. Just some stupid shit. And you better believe that in every video, one of her classmates stars in it right beside her. She’s pretty popular, actually. One of the videos she makes is a chaotic mess with KarmaandKayano. She has lots of international followers, and decided to make a video showing what convenience stores are like in Japan, and basically having a mukbang kinda. THOSE TWO HAVE A SUGAR ADDICTION AND SOMEHOW TURNED THE VIDEO INTO JUDGING AND COMPARING EVERY BRAND OF PUDDING. Never again.

• Alright, time to stop somewhere lmao.

DONT YOU DARE STOP I

“The hELL YOU ARE” SENT ME

Ndbfksfksni am actually here for all this what

It’s just great how like y’all just know to include squad and you have me totally

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AAAAAAAAAH I’M SO EXCITED FOR THE APRIL FOOLS DAY ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM EVENT!!!

Unfortunately, I can’t choose what to do this about, and I’m really bad with actual writing, so please enjoy the random ideas I’ll be writing down instead!

1. Why isn’t anyone singing?

I don’t know if it’s my class that’s weird, or their class, but my class involves a lot of singing. Walk into class in the morning? Someone is singing Young, Dumb and Broke. In the middle of math class? Three people start rapping 100 degrees. The teacher has gone? Someone is singing Yellow Hearts while pretending to play basketball.

Which means I need an AU where everyone sings in E-3

• Most people like Okuda, Chiba, and Hayami prefer to stay quiet
• However there are still many shameless people who will sing in the middle of class with no warning
• Once they were all really tired out during P.E and Maehara started singing 10 000 hours to Isogai and it gave them energy and motivation to continue
• During a math review Yoshida, Muramatsu, and Terasaka all panicked and sang Yellow Hearts together
• The first time Kurahashi went to a haunted house at an amusement part with the others, she got really scared and started singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
• Karma and Gakushu definitely had a karaoke battle once
• There was this one time when some of the boys started singing Don’t Start Know in English class, which lead to the girls joining them, and by the time the lesson was over everyone was singing and Irina was playing along on the keyboard
• Honestly the class feels like living in a musical
• Math class: *Stressed parody of Roxanne but in math*
• There is no way to get them to shut up
• On Valentines day Karma and Nakamura sang Can You Feel The Love Tonight every time a ship interacted 
• They once had a science test about the elements of the periodic table and Itona had a hard time with it. About 5 minutes after it had eneded, he was seen singing the Periodic Table Song without trouble

2. Parent-Teacher-Student conferences

At my school we call it SLC, and while everyone hates it, the school day before it happens is always pretty funny, because we get to see everyone else go through the SLC Simulation. Sounds dramatic, but in reality it’s just that someone will be chosen to pretend to be doing the conference, while two other students pretend to be their parents. It’s somehow hilarious. I want E class to do it.

• Koro-sensei, like the shipper he is, puts together couples as the parents and another person as the child
• Which led to some amusing combinations
• Nagisa and Kayano. A normal set for pretending to be parents, until Koro-sensei made Karma be the kid
• Which was hilarious because he towered over both of them and that Nagisa and Kayano, two of the sweetest ever, have to pretend that this tall, chaotic demon is their kid
• Terasaka and Hazama were paired up with Itona as the child
• Unsurprisingly, nothing changed, and Koro-sensei congratulated them on being very good pretend parents
• Chiba and Hayami, the quiet, deadly snipers
• With cheerful cinnamon roll child Kurahashi
• Koro-sensei tries to set up Nakamura and Sugaya, and they just kinda stare at each other awkwardly
• “Can we get a divorce?” “Yeah, let’s get a divorce.” “Cool, Mimura, you’re the mom now,”
• That’s all I have to say why is this one so short

3. Just some random incorrect quotes I guess.

Kayano, at the back of the class: *reading the board* If you are feeling bread at home-

Karma: It says “bored”

Kayano:

Kayano: That actually makes a lot more sense now

♡

*AU where Nagisa comes from a fantasy world and Karma and Nakamura are showing him around the modern world*

Nagisa: *Pointing at a vending machine* How do they heat up the milk? Is there a pot inside?

Nakamura: When you insert a coin and press a number, a person inside this machine will heat the drink and serve it.

Nagisa:Seriously?

Nakamura: You have to stay in that small space day and night and serve drinks to people.

Nagisa: Gosh, this isn’t…

Nakamura: Now do you finally see how scary capitalism can be?

Karma: So tell me. Do you want warm milk?

Nagisa: No. I won’t drink it.

Nagisa: *tearing up* it must be hard working in that small space to begin with.

Karma and Nakamura: *trying not to laugh*

Nagisa: *knocking lightly on the vending machine* Thank you for your hard work

♡

Mimura: Hey, did you know that the color red is supposed to make us excited?

Okajima: That’s why a lot of fast food restaurants have red in their logos, right?

Sugaya: Is that why vampires think blood is appealing?

Mimura:

Okajima:

Mimura and Okajima: WAIT IS IT-

♡

*Karma and Nagisa sharing a chair*

Karma: *sits up side down on the chair, his feet leaning against the back of the chair and his head on the floor*

Nagisa: *perched on the back of the chair without a problem, talking/staring at Karma*

Karma: Nagisa don’t smell my socks-

♡

Kayano: *tearing up as she eats her spicy KFC*

Karma: *approaches with his nerf gun*

Nakamura: *approaches with her phone, filming what’s happening*

♡

*the day before Itona’s birthday*

Muramatsu: Guys tomorrow it’s Itona’s birthday and all the bakeries are closed

Terasaka: Muramatsu, go make a cake. Yoshida, go pick him up, later we can decorate at my house.

Hazama: This won’t end well. Count me in.

*the next day*

Terasaka, Muramatsu, Yoshida and Hazama: *show Itona a misshapen cake covered in chocolate sprinkles* Happy birthday.

Itona: *tears up silently* I Will Treasure This Forever

Yeah, not much or good funny content from me, I’m not very funny when I’m trying to be. Hope you enjoyed it anyway ❤

Please tell me what you think, I love feedback!

ANFBD FNCKS IM

“Cool Mimura you’re mom now”

ITONA TREASURING A DISASTER CAKE IS MY LIFE

Also you know how to get To me I see that subtle Terasaka Hazama stuff there ;3

But OMG bro I actually b e g you turn the squad disaster cake quote into a fic omg it’s actually super soft

My chaos friend drew maid Gakuho for handydandyfoolsday

They wish to not be named or associated with their chaos but they still wanted to be a part of the event uwu (their words not mine oop)

My tired cursed British Assclass. Enjoy:

Swearing warning ^^

“OI oi fuck buckets how’s it hanging?” Karma walked into wherever the fuck these students were.

“Ey up lad.” Sugino waved him to the bench (?)

The red boi sat down on the end and looked about the table to see Nagisac Rio and okuda all chilling with that good old Dr Pepper.

“Did y’all save a can for me?” Karma fingergunned at Rio with one of those fecking dodgy smirks.

“Yeh mate.” She rolled a Can across the table slowly.

They all stared at the can as it rolled. It went fairly quick then slow then Rio blew on it then it went quicker then karma nabbed it before it fell off the table like he fell off the cliff.

“Aight, lets crack this cold one open with the Bois.” He cheersed the can as he opened it, everyone else doing the same.

“Oi lads lets av a cheeky nandos after this.” Nagisa suddenly piped up.

Okuda nodded, “top, let’s smash it.”

They all stood and trotted to this random nandos because every country now has one which is conveniently placed locally in fanfics.

Happy April fools everyone!!

the event is open! Feel free to tag me just in case but I’ll be checking the tag later on!

I thought how mean it would be to have this event as an April fools joke but no Lmao this is all totes real, my post will be up next ^^

Happy chaos!!

So this wild theory came to me last night

But what if assclass and bnha are set in the same universe and timeline?

Consider

• If assclass was set just before like the masses and masses of quirks
• That kunagigaoka is the best school for quirkless kids, whereas UA is the one for kids with quirks.
• E class are kids who show quirk potential and that’s why they’re bullied and sent to the lowest class because they’re part of the minority— (but at this point they just think it’s cuz they’re weird- because society has only ever heard of either full quirks or nothing at all, think all for one time period just shift it over a bit more to modern day)
• (NOTE they aren’t fully formed quirks- just the potentials to be. So say if they had a family line, their grandkids might be the one to ge the quirk if that’s makes sense)
• All of E class show specialist skills, for instance- nagisa’s quirk being the whole assassiny skill stuff, Hazama’s power with words, Suginos baseball skills, the fact Hara can eat a bread bun thing in a second, Chiba using his fringe as crosshairs, obviously a lot more. (Note, Im excluding koroQ Cuz that was made so they’d have skills)
• Then Korosensei is actually a fully formed quirk, something lesser known off in this time.
• The lab Shiro and Aguri worked at studied quirk DNA (at this point they didn’t know this was a proper quirk yanno)
• So then this explains why Koro Itona ajd Kayano would all have the same quirk- the same lab “quirks” were being experimented with
• This can also include other characters.
• If the principle actually have a quirk that can manifest centipedes and illusions.
• The reaper’s whole thing.
• The fact Red Eye could never miss a shot
• Grip’s immense hand strength
• It would explain how Ritsu was so easily built without questions- the russian (?) team were a hero gear support team and decided to make AI.
• I may be pulling at strings but I think I might be onto something heh

TL;DR I have a theory where Assclass takes place in the same universe and timeline as Bnha but before quirks were the majority. E class show signs of quirks whilst some and Koro are fully developed quirks.

edit: I’m lowkey making this an AU now,, so pls ask me stuff about it

Ladies and gentlemen Tis almost time for April fools event!!

I really want to apologise for my activity I’ve been immensely busy however I do have a draft I’ll be able to post!

Thankyou for everyone who’s stuck with me I’ll be writing and posting more soon I promise

But alas

Tag all your works with “handydandyfoolsday” so I can see and reblog!

Howdy y’all!!

So Not to be controversial but this pandemic is shockingly ridiculous and I’m fed up

So

Let’s solve that with a mini event!!!!

April fools event!!!

So for this I was thinking this is a chance for creators to make whatever they want without being judged or even just to have a totally wild ride! So for examples:

• You could do a totally crack ship and scenario- Nagisa x Takebayashi maid cafe au? Sure thing
• You could just do an April fools inspired fic, pranks and jokes etc
• Could just write a total crack mess so like let loose from how you’ve written or drawn etc before and just go absolutely crazy with it! (Karma stood at hill. He was sad. He ate cookie. He rolled down hill. He less sad.) etc etc fmfkkfgksl
• But yeah! Basically please just have fun and destress yourselves with just a chance to be silly
• Usual rules apply: no underage or toxic, nsfw is allowed but must have correct warnings and tags and if possible to have one of those read more doodads on them <3

Anyway go crazy have fun! Just upload them on april first (or whenever you can after that date!) With the tag: handydandyfoolsday

SUDDEN ASSCLASS EMPOWERMENT SURGE

Thankyou@flamingo-strikes23and@assassinatingtearribly<3

So as an apology (and to the ones in there already) I’m opening ask box to utterly anything and I’ll create some content woo!

Also update on hunger games- I’m rewriting the first two chapters and I think they’re much better so fingers crossed for that

Also!

April fools event!

(I know I was late to my last event but I was just in a bad place I’m sorry ^^)

So basically, you have all of March to write/draw the funniest stupidest crack fic/art ever, no Need to stick to canon, if you want to write Nagisa x Takebayashi maid cafe

Obviously my usual rules still apply- no nsfw for underaged characters, no toxic or abusive relationships, etc

But please just go wild and have fun for this one! Even if it’s a crappy chat fic, I just think it would be great for everyone to loosen up their writing and just go wild!

!! I’m busy as hell at college but I’ve sure got the energy now to do this for you guys!

I guess this is goodbye?

I tried so hard to revive my account but.. I really just don’t have the time or energy to make content here anymore which.. is so sad for me

Handy dandy headcanons really gave me a purpose and made me feel like I was able to make people smile with just my silly little headcanons and I appreciate every single one of you that’s been here and supported me

I don’t want to leave this account in the dark about month long hiatus’s especially since tumblr is a rather,, old thing for me now? Especially in the fandoms I’m in..

You can find me on Instagram: redriotduckie, tiktok: redriotduckie, Twitter: luminovacosplay (but this may also change to redriotduckie)

But I’m going to try and start using Twitter a bit more esp for headcanons and memes and stuff

Im trying to get back into writing, and let the games begin I’m hoping to finish, however long that takes me… but you can find me on ao3 as ‘thekillerduckie’

But for now, it’s been an honour, I love you all and I wish each and everyone of you all the best in the future <3

You can say anything you want about the characters in Assassination Classroom

But if you say you like Terasaka’s nose, you are wrong

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Welp, I guess that disaster cake quote really did turn into an attemot to do something, @handy-dandy-headcanons. Not a good attempt, but I tried. Also an attempt that ignores everything about canon and time.

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It all started on the 29th of March, when Muramatsu and Terasaka were accompanying Hazama to the library.

Or more accurately, it started when Yoshida came running to their table and whispered “ITONA’S BIRTHDAY IS IN TWO DAYS AND THERE’S NOWHERE WHERE WE CAN GET A CAKE,” before sitting down on a spare chair.

Hazama, Terasaka, and Muramatsu went silent for a moment, processing the information. Yoshida continued talking. “All the cake shops and bakeries near here are closed, and Hara’s going to be spending the next couple days at her cousin’s house to babysit. She’s willing to let us use her place, but she won’t be there to help us,”

“I mean, between the you, Terasaka, and Muramatsu, you might be able to make a cake, right?” Hazama said, putting down her book. “I have ballet practice tomorrow, and if I skip I won’t be allowed to be in the recital,”

“Yeah, I think we could figure out a way?” Muramatsu said questioningly.

“But if that happens, then we’ll need a reason to not be with Itona!” Said Terasaka. “He’s not braindead, he’ll find us and then the secret’s out for sure,”

Yoshida slammed his head down onto the table, groaning. “Oh, how are we gonna do this?”

Hazama sighed. “Well, I guess I might be able to talk the instructor into letting me skip. We’re on good terms, so she cover for me if I miss practice”

Terasaka stood up abruptly, suddenly grinning. “No, don’t! Take Itona with you to practice,” He said. Hazama, Yoshida, and Muramatsu stared at him. “You’re allowed to do that, right?”

“Yeah,”

“Well, he’s probably never seen somethin’ like it before, and since it’s you, he’ll find it interesting. Take him, and we can handle the rest,”

“Probably,” chimed in Muramatsu.

Hazama nodded slowly. “I can do that. But that cake better be good, idiots,”

The load of them grinned, and Hazama had a feeling that this might not end well.

*t i m e s k i p*

The next day, things went according to plan on Hazama’s side. Itona took up her offer to watch her practice, seeming interested. She was pretty sure he seemed impressed when she told him about the past recitals she had done, like a little kid hearing about a hero’s accomplishments.

Yoshida, Muramatsu, and Terasaka had gotten permission from Hara to use her kitchen and make Itona cake. She told them exactly where they could find a good vanilla cake recipe, where to find the nutella (Itona loved that stuff), and where all the supplies and ingredients they would need were.

That did not help when they realized halfway through making it that none of them could actually bake. Sure, Muramatsu could cook better than almost everyone else in their class, but cooking and baking were pretty different.

That was something they realized after half the flour flew right into their face when they accidentally put the mixer on high, nearly forgot to put parchment paper into their cake tray, and almost melted Hara’s kitchen table by putting the very hot cake tray right onto the table without a placemat.

I wonder if they’ve figured out the recipe, Hazama thought as her teacher praised her pirouette.

After three hours of hard work, Yoshida, Muramatsu, and Terasaka were staring at their misshapen, but thankfully not burnt, vanilla cake.

Carefully, Terasaka managed to cut it into two parts, and Muramatsu spread nutella on top of one of them. As Yoshida put the other half back onto the first, he wondered how Hara did this all so easily at every their birthday.

Then came the decorating.

It hadn’t been planned, but when they had looked at their finished cake, Muramatsu declared that it looked like a sad excuse of a birthday cake, and they started to figure out how to fix it.

First off, the took out a can of butter and used it like glue to cover the top of the cake in chocolate sprinkles. Terasaka sighed, and said that the sides of the cake looked weird. They used more butter and the sides were covered up with biscuits. Yoshida pointed out that the biscuits would fall of, and they found one of Terasaka’s sister’s ribbons in his bag, washed and ironed it, then tied it around the cake to make it look pretty. As a last attempt to make it better, they grabbed a pack of M&Ms and spelled out the letter “I” in the middle.

In the end, they all just sighed, and Muramatsu took it home, promising to bring it to school and celebrate Itona’s birthday.

*a n o t h e r t i m e s k i p*

The fact that they all came to school early was impressive. They all knew that Itona would get to school maybe two minutes before class started, and had gotten there about half an hour before Itona would.

In that half an hour, they did everything necessary for a birthday surprise at school: They wrote “Happy 15th Birthday Itona!” On the board, and doodled all around it (an interesting mixture of skulls, ramen bowls, motorcycles, and the usual balloons). They put their cake (“Honestly,” Hazama said, stifling a laugh,“ It looks like a bunch of elementary kids made it,”).

Their classmates decided to help out as well, writing quick, sincere birthday cards, putting down a good quality pen they had on his desk or some candy they were saving for some reason in their bag. The only two people who weren’t helping were Itona (which would’ve ruined the surprise), and Hara (who had warned them that she might come late to school).

Finally, a few minutes before class started, Itona came into the classroom.

“Surprise!” “Happy birthday!” “Congrats on turning fifteen!” The class’s cheers came from all around the room.

Itona stared at them all for a second in stunned silence. The class looked at him in anticipation. The next thing he did caught them a little off guard.

Let’s just say that the class’s curiousity of what Itona’s smile looked like was rid that morning.

Yoshida and Muramatsu started tearing up, Hazama and Terasaka looked like proud parents, while their other classmates stared at them in astonishment and pleasure. Nakamura and Karma instantly took out their phones, snapping as many pictures as they could.

And as they started to cut the cake (at which Itona grinned with the excitement of a little kid on Christmas, making some of them tear up again), cheering and singing-

Hara walked into the room and looked at the board. “Yoshida, he’s not fifteen yet. He just turned fourteen today not fifteen-”

Yoshida and Muramatsu jumped over all the desk to fix the writing on the board, and the class erupted into chaos once more.

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Like I said, I tried.

NFBSLCKA I LOVE THIS CHAOS SQUAD NICE ONE

SQUAD AND HAZAMA BALLET HELL YEAH IM HERE FOR THIS

I’m so sorry it took so long for me to read I’ve been hella busy ^^”