#classical music
CW: sudden loud noise at 0:45, historical inaccuracy, and… *shudders*… BANJO.
Organ: *LOUD HONKING*
Small child: Once in Royal David City-
Choir:HE CAME DOOOOOWN TO EARTH FROM HEAVEN-
(That bell song from Home Alone)
1st reading: Snek was bad, so he eet dust.
(Lesser known 15th Century apple-related carol)
2nd reading: Father Abraham had lots o’ bois
In Ducli JubiloooOOOooo
3rd reading: The Entire Script of Handel’s Messiah
*threatening music*TIIIIIDINGS OF COOOOMFORT AND JOY! COMFORT AND JOY!!!!!!!!
4th reading: Jesse = tree
GloOOOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOOOoooriA! (hosanna in egg shell C’s)
5th reading: Will I be pergant? Could I be pregat? Will I be… PREGANANANT?!
MOST HIGHLY FAVOURED LAAAAADY-
6th reading: No Vacancy!
Away In A Manger (literally the only one the congregation knows)
7th lesson: Sheepy Bois Get A Fright
NOEL NOEL NOEL NOEL-
*whispers*Silent Night
(in Southern Hemisphere only) *someone collapses from heat*
(everywhere else) *someone almost burns entire church down by dropping candle*
8th reading: 3 Smart Bois
We 3 Kings of Oreos Are…
9th reading: Word = Flesh
o come let us adore Him
O Come Let Us Adore HIM
O COME LET US ADORE HIIIIIM-
“Go in peace”
HARK! THE!! HERALD! ANGELS!!! sING!!!!!
GLORY!!!!! TO! THE! NEWBORN!!!! KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Organ: *AGGRESSIVE PARPING*
classics
Copy of Stradivarius 1715
KH violins family wish you all a year full of love, health, peace, and music.
Farewell 2020; welcome 2021.
Dear customer,
You are welcome to KH violins store; feel free to take off your mask, we support each other, and we would love to see your smile to exceed this situation and back to normal.
Pietro Guarneri 2020
Violin Guarneri del gesu model antique style 2019
Guarneri del gesu 2017
Violin 2019 Guarneri model ( Ole Bull )
Fortunately, we are glad to say that we owned the best copy of The ‘Hellier’ Stradivarius violin of 1679.
We are back …
Available in our store.
French violin copy of Stradivarius c.1900
KH Violins Store.
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