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Everyone who likes this comic needs to read @aiweirdness ’s amazing book on the limitations of AI an

Everyone who likes this comic needs to read @aiweirdness ’s amazing book on the limitations of AI and how we silly humans like to pretend it’s a lot better than it is — You Look Like A Thing and I Love You.


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I’ve seen a bunch of people freaking out reposting #clickbait because #kyliejenner has a #nipp

I’ve seen a bunch of people freaking out reposting #clickbait because #kyliejenner has a #nipplepiercing.

I have 4 nipple piercings, two in each nipple! And three VCH piercings.

One piercing is a bit *yawn* in my opinion. #followme instead ;)

#sheer #nipple #freethenipplemovement #piercings #freethenipple #bikini #onepiece #sideboob #wickedweasel #nipplepiercings #lingerie #piercednipples #piercedgirls #pierced


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worthtrying:

the-blank-master:

littlekittytrixie:

the-blank-master:

gayhypnoslave:

the-blank-master:

spunspiralle:

the-blank-master:

blinkblankforgottothink:

the-blank-master:

blank-boy-omicron:

the-blank-master:

hypnodazed:

the-blank-master:

blankhypnospyrit:

the-blank-master:

the-blank-master:

controlcontour:

Oooh you wanna obsess over my art sooooo bad ooooh you love my art so much!!!

There’s something here that sparked a thought for an induction. So parking here for later.

It’s been a minute since you’ve come back. Since you’ve seen an entrancing spiral, since you’ve obeyed followed a dot, since you just gave into that old familiar urge to blank out and just watch the thoughts dots spiral inward towards the center. So why not just give yourself a few minutes to stop and stare into the spiral and obey as you try to focus on just one dot at the edge. Just pick one little dot thought and trace it into the center of the spiral as you continue to stare. The longer you stare trace the dots, the less you start to remember what they thought dot even was. Better give in start again since you just blanked out and lost track of your thought dots. Start again from the edge and pick a bad thought like your resistance, imagine the dot your obeying tracing is your resistance. The more you chase your resistance into the center of the spiral the better you feel as you obey chase resistance out of your mind and into the spiral. Feel your mind go blank as you stare into the spiral and obey. Anytime a thought comes up you put it into a new dot in the spiral. Your thoughts go Into the dot. A nice easy mantra you find yourself repeating “my thoughts go in the dot.” The more thoughts you send in the less you resist. The less you resist the more you obey the Blank Master. The more you obey the blanker you feel. The blanker you feel the less you resist. The less yiu resist the more thoughts go into the dot. Almost completely empty now, just an empty slate devoid of thoughts. All thoughts in the dots spiraling into oblivion as you blank out and obey the Blank Master. When you are thoughtless and obedient you will reblog and write “My thoughts are in the dots.”

My thoughts are in the dots

Good blank boy spyrit! Be a good blank boy like @blankhypnospyrit and send all your thoughts into the dots in the spiral and be a good blank boy for the Blank Master.

My thoughts are in the dots

Good boy. Each new thought in the dots makes you blanker and emptier. So many dots and so many thoughts in them. Just watch as they reach the center and disappear like bubbles.

my thoughts are in the dots

Good boy Omicron, just let all those worries and cares fade away into the dots.

My thoughts arein the dots

Good Boy blank. Just let those thoughts go deeper into the dots

My thoughts are in the dots

Good boy. Deeper and deeper into the dots dots are all you can see as the dots drive more dots into dots so dots are all you can think about.

My thoughts are in the dots

Another one good blank boy found out just how easy it is to let those thoughts drop into the dots. See how easy they all slip deeper and deeper down into a nice blank and blissful trance for their master?

My thoughts go in the dots

Good little kitty Trixie. Let those thoughts flow further and further into the dots. The more dots you follow the more thoughts you send into the dots. Each dot a thought taking over your mind.

My thoughts do in the dots

Oops Trixie kitty attracted a cute little blank boy into the spiral. Good kitty Trixie and good boy worth for letting your thoughts just drift deeper into the dots as they take over.

gamgee:i love this clickbait ad thats straight up calling out owen wilson for war crimes

gamgee:

i love this clickbait ad thats straight up calling out owen wilson for war crimes


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Online English Vocabulary Size Test

Ja, it’s clickbait. Ja, I just wanted to massage my ego. But, inventing new words? How mistypitous.

Sorry for my absence, I started a new job where I write clickbait headlines. Please enjoy the fruits of my labor.

ikilledbabyjesus:

tarantolati:

men will say anything before they utter the words prostate orgasm

Um.. “Honesty”, I guess…?

madsciences:hectocotyli-everywhere:aspiringdoctors: A classic.DYINGClickbaiting level: Nat

madsciences:

hectocotyli-everywhere:

aspiringdoctors:

A classic.

DYING

Clickbaiting level: National Geographic

this added 5 years to my life

Clickbait.


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