#code names

NIE HUAISANG, drunk at a multi-clan conference: I’m giving everyone code names. From now on, I’m Eagle One. Wei Wuxian, code name “Been There Done That.”

WEI WUXIAN:

NIE HUAISANG: Jin Guangyao is “Currently Doing That.”

JIN GUANGYAO:

NIE HUAISANG: Jiang Cheng is “It Happened Once in a Dream.”

JIANG CHENG:

NIE HUAISANG: Lan Xichen, code name, “If I Had to Pick a Lan Dude.”

LAN XICHEN:

NIE HUAISANG: Lan Wangji is…

LAN WANGJI: …

NIE HUAISANG: …Eagle Two.

LAN WANGJI: Oh thank god.

(Lines originally from Parks and Rec)