#incorrect mdzs
Jin Guangyao: I’m a terrible person.
Jiang Cheng:Yeah.
Jiang Cheng: honestly I think that’s why we get along so well.
Jin Guangyao: I’m not a good person.
Jiang Cheng: me neither.
Jiang Cheng: I mean I’m not going to punch people on the face without a reason
Jiang Cheng: but I won’t go out of my way to make them feel good either.
Jin Guangyao: I get that.
Jiang Cheng: You have a visit.
Jin Guangyao: who is it?
Jiang Cheng: Your husband.
Jin Guangyao: I don’t have a husband, call the police.
Xue Yang: Your future husband~
Jin Guangyao: I’ll call the police.
Jin Guangyao: *making a crossword* Two words for disappointment.
Jiang Cheng: Wei Wuxian.
Wei Wuxian:Hey!
Jin Guangyao: It fits…
Jin Guangyao: Fitness tip, never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours sleep is enough, why not 9? Why not 12? Strive for greatness.
Jiang Cheng: next time you are working out, do 15 push up instead of 10. Run ten miles instead of five, eat a whole cake instead of just a slice, burn your ex house down. You can do it, I believe in you.
Lan Xichen: there were so many mixed messages there, that I can't—
Wei Wuxian: My head hurts.
Jiang Cheng: that’s your brain trying to comprehend it’s own stupidity.
Wei Wuxian: why do you always have to attack me with words?!
Jiang Cheng: would you rather that I used rocks instead?
Jin Guangyao: Sect leader Jiang No—
Wei Wuxian: Jiang Cheng! Jin Ling is missing!
Jiang Cheng: what am I supposed to do about it? Do you think that me and Sect leader Jin arranged to microchip him in case he got lost or something?
Wei Wuxian: well, did you?
Jiang Cheng:
Jiang Cheng: of course I did.
Jiang Cheng: here wait a second, Jin Guangyao has the tracking thing.
Jin Guangyao: *after sleeping with Wen Ruohan to gain his trust* and remember if you sleep with an older man.
Wei Wuxian: *on Mo Xuanyu body* it’s not called having daddy issues.
Jin Guangyao: it’s called caring for the elder.
Lan Xichen: A-Yao wait! This isn’t you! You have gone mad with power!
Jin Guangyao: well of course.
Jin Guangyao: have you ever tried going mad without power?
Jin Guangyao: it’s boring.
Jin Guangyao: violence it’s never the answer.
Jiang Cheng: you are right.
Jiang Cheng: it’s a question.
Jiang Cheng: and the answer is yes.
*Playing house with Jin Ling*
Jin Guangyao: *holding a doll* I was thinking about going back to school and start a career!
Jiang Cheng: *holding a teddy bear* nonsense, you are staying at home and having my kids.
Nie Mingjue: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Jiang Cheng: playing systematic oppression.
Jin Guangyao: in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Jiang Cheng: *turning to Wei Wuxian* how tall are you?
Wei Wuxian: I wasn’t so drunk last night!
Jiang Cheng: You tried to flirt with Lan Wangji.
Wei Wuxian: What about it? He is my husband!
Jin Guangyao: you asked him if he was single
Nie Huisang: and you cried when he told you he wasn’t.
Wei Wuxian: Jiang Cheng isn’t answering his phone.
Jin Guangyao: I’ll call him.
Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan and I have both tried to call him for an hour, what makes you think tha—
Jiang Cheng: *through the phone* Hello?
Jin Guangyao: you need a hobby.
Lan Zhan: I have one.
Jin Guangyao: Stalking Wei Wuxian it’s not a hobby.
Lan Zhan:En.
Lan Zhan: It’s a profession and I’m excellent at it.
Nie Huisang: I never know what to say in funerals.
Meng Yao: Just say “sorry for your loss” and move on.
Nie Huisang: *to the widow* I’m sorry for your loss. move on.
Jin Ling: Don’t kill me I have uncle’s.
Murder: do you really think that would stop me from killing you?
Jin Ling: That wasn’t a plea for mercy, it was a warning.
Murder: Wait what—
Jiang Cheng: *breaking the door with a kick*
Jin Guangyao: are you ready to die?
Nie Mingjue: Are you mad at me?
Meng Yao: of course not.
Nie Mingjue: then sharpening your knives at three A.M it’s just a hobby?
twitter on a mad one today lmao
Wei Wuxian: I can’t believe we’re stuck in this forest together
Lan Wangji: [burning the map] truly unfortunate
That about sums them up, tho, doesn’t it
I never expected someone to make a comic this is so GREAT HAHAHA (the art style is so precious omgg)
AU where everything is the same except Lan Zhan is a Mokke
151.) Wei Wuxian: What kind of family am I marrying into?
225.) No wonder Huaisang is so confused all of the time. He’s running around trying to find where he asked for your opinion.
226.) Baby Jiang Cheng was not the brightest bulb in the room.
227.) Xue Yang, careful, I think your sub is showing.
228.) Is Lan Wangji messing with him?
229.) What else could they be talking about, if not food?
231.) A continuation. The course of true love never did run smooth.
Kofi extra for Priyanka ^^ (part 1, part 2 is #231) Thank you for the and for being proud of our work
230.) I guess he can’t lose his father’s love either, huh?
232.) Why, Hanguang-jun, what’s happening to your ear?
233.) Lan Qiren must be feeling a little cuckoo by now.
234.) Eyyy-
235. Episode 4 Lan Xichen was really something
236. Wangji, that may work on the general population but not on Wei Wuxian
237. Error LanWangji.exe is not working
238. Meng Yao definitely learnt a few new more words that day
239. If you got huaisang’s invitation then you’re part of the cool kids. See you in 5 years!
