#incorrect the untamed
LAN SIZHUI: Do you and Hanguang-Jun ever fight?
WEI WUXIAN: Well, like any married couple, honey, your father and I do fight occasionally, and sometimes he wins the argument, and sometimes I win. But usually, we forget what we were arguing about and just have sex.
LAN SIZHUI: …
WEI WUXIAN: Anyway, the important thing is that we always end up on the same team. And in the same bed.
LAN SIZHUI: How can you be so wise and so inappropriate at the same time?
NIE HUAISANG, drunk at a multi-clan conference: I’m giving everyone code names. From now on, I’m Eagle One. Wei Wuxian, code name “Been There Done That.”
WEI WUXIAN:
NIE HUAISANG: Jin Guangyao is “Currently Doing That.”
JIN GUANGYAO:
NIE HUAISANG: Jiang Cheng is “It Happened Once in a Dream.”
JIANG CHENG:
NIE HUAISANG: Lan Xichen, code name, “If I Had to Pick a Lan Dude.”
LAN XICHEN:
NIE HUAISANG: Lan Wangji is…
LAN WANGJI: …
NIE HUAISANG: …Eagle Two.
LAN WANGJI: Oh thank god.
(Lines originally from Parks and Rec)
LAN SIZHUI: It’s good that Jiang Cheng has Jin Ling with him at Cloud Recesses, to fill the Wei Ying void.
LAN JINGYI: I think Hanguang-jun is already “filling the Wei Ying void,” ohhhh!
(Lines adapted from Parks and Recreation)
Lines originally from Parks & Recreation
(Lines originally from Parks and Recreation)
225.) No wonder Huaisang is so confused all of the time. He’s running around trying to find where he asked for your opinion.
226.) Baby Jiang Cheng was not the brightest bulb in the room.
227.) Xue Yang, careful, I think your sub is showing.
228.) Is Lan Wangji messing with him?
229.) What else could they be talking about, if not food?
231.) A continuation. The course of true love never did run smooth.
Kofi extra for Priyanka ^^ (part 1, part 2 is #231) Thank you for the and for being proud of our work
230.) I guess he can’t lose his father’s love either, huh?
232.) Why, Hanguang-jun, what’s happening to your ear?
233.) Lan Qiren must be feeling a little cuckoo by now.
234.) Eyyy-
235. Episode 4 Lan Xichen was really something
236. Wangji, that may work on the general population but not on Wei Wuxian
237. Error LanWangji.exe is not working
238. Meng Yao definitely learnt a few new more words that day
239. If you got huaisang’s invitation then you’re part of the cool kids. See you in 5 years!
240.) Don’t worry uncle its just a dream, it’s not like they’ll end up falling for those two and suffer for years
