#untamed crack
LAN SIZHUI: Do you and Hanguang-Jun ever fight?
WEI WUXIAN: Well, like any married couple, honey, your father and I do fight occasionally, and sometimes he wins the argument, and sometimes I win. But usually, we forget what we were arguing about and just have sex.
LAN SIZHUI: …
WEI WUXIAN: Anyway, the important thing is that we always end up on the same team. And in the same bed.
LAN SIZHUI: How can you be so wise and so inappropriate at the same time?
NIE HUAISANG, drunk at a multi-clan conference: I’m giving everyone code names. From now on, I’m Eagle One. Wei Wuxian, code name “Been There Done That.”
WEI WUXIAN:
NIE HUAISANG: Jin Guangyao is “Currently Doing That.”
JIN GUANGYAO:
NIE HUAISANG: Jiang Cheng is “It Happened Once in a Dream.”
JIANG CHENG:
NIE HUAISANG: Lan Xichen, code name, “If I Had to Pick a Lan Dude.”
LAN XICHEN:
NIE HUAISANG: Lan Wangji is…
LAN WANGJI: …
NIE HUAISANG: …Eagle Two.
LAN WANGJI: Oh thank god.
(Lines originally from Parks and Rec)
LAN SIZHUI: It’s good that Jiang Cheng has Jin Ling with him at Cloud Recesses, to fill the Wei Ying void.
LAN JINGYI: I think Hanguang-jun is already “filling the Wei Ying void,” ohhhh!
(Lines adapted from Parks and Recreation)
Lines originally from Parks & Recreation
(Lines originally from Parks and Recreation)
Tag yourself