#come at me discourse
Me, trying and failing to beat Malenia for two days: FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT UNFAIR BULLSHIT FUCKING FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK…
Me, After Finally Defeating Her: What a glorious contest of wills! What a grand duel! Oh, nothing else that remains in this game could present me with as worthy of an opponent as she!
Malenia taught me that I don’t actually like eldensoulsbornekiro games, only their visual design. So I turned off Easy Anti-Cheat (making the game much more stable by the way) and turned on Cheat Engine to kill her.
Don’t get me wrong, I may have given myself infinite health, stamina, and magic, but I didn’t give myself godmode so I still got combo’d and ragdolled across the area, I just didn’t die from it.
By the way, it’s very frustrating to learn that even if you don’t die instantly, none of the cool moves are usable without getting knocked out of them even in general gameplay.
