#discourse maybe
Me, trying and failing to beat Malenia for two days: FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT UNFAIR BULLSHIT FUCKING FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK…
Me, After Finally Defeating Her: What a glorious contest of wills! What a grand duel! Oh, nothing else that remains in this game could present me with as worthy of an opponent as she!
Malenia taught me that I don’t actually like eldensoulsbornekiro games, only their visual design. So I turned off Easy Anti-Cheat (making the game much more stable by the way) and turned on Cheat Engine to kill her.
Don’t get me wrong, I may have given myself infinite health, stamina, and magic, but I didn’t give myself godmode so I still got combo’d and ragdolled across the area, I just didn’t die from it.
By the way, it’s very frustrating to learn that even if you don’t die instantly, none of the cool moves are usable without getting knocked out of them even in general gameplay.
i love when people are like “Oh my god, I couldn’t possibly imagine being asexual, how sad, you’re missing so much…” Bitch!!! You know what’s sad? Being gluten intolerant. If you placed two pills in front of me right now, one which would turn me allosexual and one which would enable me to tear into a freshly-baked oven-warm olive-and-rosemary ciabatta without utterly destroying my body, it would not even be a choice.“hyuhhh-duhhhh aren’t you worried you’ll die alone” aren’t you worried i’ll just launch myself over the bakery counter in our local grocery store one day and stuff croissants in my mouth like a starving racoon til i die and the whole place has to be closed down as a health risk while they peel my bloated body off the linoleum floor? You should be
What i have learned from the tags of this post is that there is a whole community of gluten intolerant asexuals and we are all DESPERATELY horny for bread
I’m not even gluten intolerant and I’d go for the bread
I’m not even ace, but that’s still absolutely fuckin reasonable to me
There is a REASON aces celebrate with cake. ALWAYS CHOOSE BREAD
im allosexual and can eat bread and let me tell you if the choice is sex or bread it’s not even a contest. bread every time.
I’m allosexual, but I’d have to experience sex first before I can definitively state which I’d choose between sex and bread. Because there’s a lot of hype about sex, but some breads are really good, y’know?
