#cruel intentions
Cruel Intentions (1999) | Sentence Prompts
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
- “He told me loved me, and I believed him.”
- “Jesus Chris! How could you be so stupid?”
- “He was just so charming, and kept saying how I had killer legs, and how he wanted to photograph them, and things just got completely out of hand.”
- “How do you do it? Where do you get your strength?”
- “Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.”
- “How are things down under? Blossoming, I hope.”
- “I didn’t know it was asshole day at the (last name) house.”
- “When I’m through with (name), she’ll be the premier tramp of the (location) area.”
- “You amaze me.”
- “It’s okay for guys like you and (name) to fuck everyone but when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like (name).”
- “God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex.”
- “Oh, she’s daddy’s little angel, a paradigm of chastity and virtue.”
- “Now tell me are you in, or are you out?”
- “(Name), the only thing you’ll be riding is me.”
- “About that little wager of yours, count me in.”
- “In English; I’ll fuck your brains out.”
- “Most people are sheep.”
- “How can someone so charming be so manipulative?”
- “Even more treacherous than he is attractive, he has never uttered a single word without some dishonorable intention.”
- “I don’t know. Relationships seem too distracting. I’d rather concentrate on my studies.”
- “You know what your problem is? You take yourself way too seriously.”
- “I hate it when things don’t go my way.”
- “It’s okay, you can laugh, I promise I won’t tell anyone.”
- “How dare you treat me with such disrespect!”
- “My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.”
- “But that would make me a slut, wouldn’t it?”
- “(Name), everybody does it; it’s just that nobody talks about it.”
- “You’re telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn’t? God, are you a chump.”
- “I can’t win with you.”
- “If you must know, yes. I can’t stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, I’m completely infatuated with her.”
- “Well let me tell you something, people don’t change overnight.”
- “You were going to leave school a legend, now you’re going to leave a joke.”
- “I thought I was in love with you but it was just a lie.”
- “I don’t know how to make this any clearer to you. You mean nothing to me! You were just… You were just a conquest.”
- “You’re such a coward. Look at yourself, you’re shaking!”
- “Silly rabbit. My triumph isn’t over her. It’s over you.”
- “You were very much in love with her and you’re still in love with her. But it amused me to make you ashamed of it.”
- “Don’t you get it? You’re just a toy, (name). A little toy I like to play with.”
- “So I assume you’ve come here to make arrangements, but unfortunately, I don’t fuck losers.”
- “Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and… what else do you do?”
- “The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy.”
- “I prided myself on taking joy in others’ misery.”
- “No more lies. Please give me another chance.”
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Ryan Philippe, Reese Witherspoon and Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions (1999) dir. Roger Kumble
SEX IZ AWKWARD (INSTALLMENT 23): WHEN PEOPLE TALK TO YOU ABOUT GETTING EATEN OUT AND/OR BONING IN GENERAL
There’s only one thing worse than not getting sex: not getting sex and having to listen to someone else tell you about how great their bedroom alter ego is faring. It’s uncomfortable in general to have to listen to someone–whether a close friend or random acquaintance–broach the subject of boning, but having to listen to another man or woman describe in detail how fantastic the head they got the other night is, hands down, the worst.
So how do you deal with it when another person tells you about how clean their pussy/dick was licked/sucked in the past few days? You take the Charlotte York in acupuncture approach: tune the fucker (literally) out until he or she realizes you’ve left the planet and finally decides to stop talking.
© Genna Rivieccio 2014
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Cruel Intentions (1999) - Roger Kumble
The Season 2 Premiere of The Criterinot Podcast is live now! Nancy Jo Sales (journalist, contributing editor at Vanity Fair, writer of Sofia Coppola’s The Bling Ring, director of Swiped on HBO) joins me to talk about Roger Kumble’s interpretation of Dangerous Liaisons: Cruel Intentions (1999).
Listen here: LINK
We get into the good and the bad, the unparalleled soundtrack, the incredible performances of Reese Witherspoon, Selma Blair, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and of course…the ass that launched a thousand gays.
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The Season 2 Premiere of The Criterinot Podcast is live now! Nancy Jo Sales (journalist, contributing editor at Vanity Fair, writer of Sofia Coppola’s The Bling Ring, director of Swiped on HBO) joins me to talk about Roger Kumble’s interpretation of Dangerous Liaisons: Cruel Intentions (1999).
Listen here: LINK
We get into the good and the bad, the unparalleled soundtrack, the incredible performances of Reese Witherspoon, Selma Blair, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and of course…the ass that launched a thousand gays.
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