god my favorite part of knitting/crocheting/etc is watching string become fabric. crumpling it in my hands. this fabric would’ve never existed had I not willed it into being. it isn’t fabric, it’s time made physical. made material. isn’t that the high of crafting? you mold time between your hands and put it into other people’s hands. my least favorite part is when my cat tries to cram the whole yarn ball into his mouth
After Ea Nasir notoriously failed in the copper business, he went into computers under the name Ea Games, where he received even more angry letters of complaint than before.
sherlock, refusing to let john phone the police about a bomb beneath parliament because he sees a perfect opportunity to get john alone for an elaborately-staged apology, complete with a perfectly-timed reveal of himself as the hero: how dare you
john: you’re a drama queen
sherlock, literally jumping over a table in the middle of his best man speech: how dare you
john: you’re a drama queen
sherlock, escaping from hospital, buying a brand new bottle of perfume, rearranging the furniture, buying a phone and bluetooth earpiece, stealing a wheelchair, recruiting wiggins’ help, and hiding in the dark with john in a fake house: how DARE you
john: you’re a drama queen
sherlock, taking the tube absolutely COVERED in pigs blood WITH a harpoon…because no cabs would take him: how dare you
john: you’re a drama queen
sherlock, stuffing an entire pack of cigarettes in his mouth in one go to flaunt the fact he can do what he wants: *muffled talking sounds*
my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-
My favorite stupid headcanon is that for years James and Erin are banned from Jenny’s property every time she has a reunion party for their year because when Jenny hosted a leavers party, James and Erin had their first time in her room without realizing because she’s got so many rooms and they just kind of stumbled into the first seemingly available one and when she found them redressing after the fact she kicked them out of the party screaming that they were banned for life and kicked out the other girls too and the other three are confused but James and Erin are taking their first time story to the grave.
ALT
