#cultivated captions

This is ridiculous on so many levels. P.s. I once hung out with Yakov Smirnoff and his family in Malibu. I don’t think his jokes ever involved medieval tapestries.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Drink up!

It was more difficult to get into heaven before God invented the escalator.

Raise up thy roof!

Cookbooks have much improved since Chef Boaroaster wrote his.

Lady Sharon teaches her first Tai Chi class.