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Front Page Detective - “The Slain Coquette in Lover’s Lane”

Front Page Detective - “The Slain Coquette in Lover’s Lane”


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Midnight RendezvousMichelle heard a strange noise while babysitting one night….

Midnight Rendezvous

Michelle heard a strange noise while babysitting one night….


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Hide N’ Seek“I saw you peeking in my basement window yesterday, Lindsey. I don’t know what you saw, Hide N’ Seek“I saw you peeking in my basement window yesterday, Lindsey. I don’t know what you saw, Hide N’ Seek“I saw you peeking in my basement window yesterday, Lindsey. I don’t know what you saw,

Hide N’ Seek

“I saw you peeking in my basement window yesterday, Lindsey. I don’t know what you saw, but I’m going to find out.”


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Cold Storage“Since you’ve nothing useful to tell me, let’s get this gag back on tight and stick you

Cold Storage

“Since you’ve nothing useful to tell me, let’s get this gag back on tight and stick you back in the attic.”


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This is NOT a discussion“You’re getting in the trunk of the car… and that’s the end of it.”

This is NOT a discussion

“You’re getting in the trunk of the car… and that’s the end of it.”


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Fair ExchangeHanding over Boss Maroni’s wayward daughter back to her father rather than putting her Fair ExchangeHanding over Boss Maroni’s wayward daughter back to her father rather than putting her Fair ExchangeHanding over Boss Maroni’s wayward daughter back to her father rather than putting her Fair ExchangeHanding over Boss Maroni’s wayward daughter back to her father rather than putting her Fair ExchangeHanding over Boss Maroni’s wayward daughter back to her father rather than putting her Fair ExchangeHanding over Boss Maroni’s wayward daughter back to her father rather than putting her

Fair Exchange

Handing over Boss Maroni’s wayward daughter back to her father rather than putting her in jail was a good way for a certain small town sheriff to arrange protection from some unsavory elements that had moved in.But that’s not to say she was enthused about the idea. Blood or not, the man had little patience when large sums of cash went missing. A meeting was set up,  a deal was struck; in exchange for the girl, the Iron Fist biker gang would be “convinced” to quit town for good. 


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Scarf Sellers Sought in Edinburgh Armed Robbery InquiryTwo people who were seen selling scarves in aScarf Sellers Sought in Edinburgh Armed Robbery InquiryTwo people who were seen selling scarves in aScarf Sellers Sought in Edinburgh Armed Robbery InquiryTwo people who were seen selling scarves in aScarf Sellers Sought in Edinburgh Armed Robbery InquiryTwo people who were seen selling scarves in aScarf Sellers Sought in Edinburgh Armed Robbery InquiryTwo people who were seen selling scarves in aScarf Sellers Sought in Edinburgh Armed Robbery InquiryTwo people who were seen selling scarves in a

Scarf Sellers Sought in Edinburgh Armed Robbery Inquiry

Two people who were seen selling scarves in a pub in south Edinburgh shortly after an armed robbery at a scarf shop are being sought by police.

A man and a woman wearing balaclavas held up at knife point the Edinburgh Scarf Company on the High Street at about 11:40am on Saturday.The single female clerk on duty was discovered bound and gagged in a break room by a co-worker who phoned police.

Later a man and woman were seen selling scarves in Green Mantle in Westcross Causeway between 2:00 and 2:30 pm.The police are appealing for them to come forward.

The man is short with a thin build and was wearing an oversized dark coat.
Det Insp Stuart Harkness, of Police Scotland, said: “We are carrying out extensive inquiries as part of investigation into this robbery.”


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Mall Madness“You’ve given us quite a fight in court, Miss Miller- you’ve even refused our best bribe

Mall Madness

“You’ve given us quite a fight in court, Miss Miller- you’ve even refused our best bribes, but the Mayor wants this land for the new mall, everyone else is onboard, so the only thing standing our way is you, really.”

“So in about 15 minutes, my men will have set up an electrical sparker and severed a gas line, so when this old building goes up it’ll look like an unfortunate accident, taking you with it.”


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Manhunt #6 Cover“Maid In The Morgue” bound and gagged girl in danger from a shadowy killer.

Manhunt #6 Cover

“Maid In The Morgue” bound and gagged girl in danger from a shadowy killer.


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Considerate CrooksThey left Shelly with a nice pad to sit on and returned to loading bank bags in th

Considerate Crooks

They left Shelly with a nice pad to sit on and returned to loading bank bags in the back of their Jeep. Shelly fidgeted nervously, “So much for a nice stroll in the country…”


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A Losing Bet“Were you in the scouts?” Kendra asked, clearly frustrated. Her exertions against the ro

A Losing Bet

“Were you in the scouts?” Kendra asked, clearly frustrated. Her exertions against the ropes did nothing but bruise skin and hurt muscles.

“We’re not telling,” replied Terri Roeper smugly. Carrie Roeper giggled, eyeing the timer on the kitchen table.

“You’ve still got five minutes or else you have to do our homework and let us watch R-rated movies all night.”


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The Twin DilemmaThe Roeper twins finally demonstrated to their babysitter they had finally had enoug

The Twin Dilemma

The Roeper twins finally demonstrated to their babysitter they had finally had enough of fish sticks with mac & cheese every day. They left Sandy to sit out the rest of the afternoon on the back patio.


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Liberation Front“The boss says whistling at pretty girls when they walk by the job site is ina

Liberation Front

“The boss says whistling at pretty girls when they walk by the job site is inappropriate behavior…”


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Mixed Messages“Doc, you’re always telling me to express myself during therapy, and now when I actualMixed Messages“Doc, you’re always telling me to express myself during therapy, and now when I actualMixed Messages“Doc, you’re always telling me to express myself during therapy, and now when I actual

Mixed Messages

“Doc, you’re always telling me to express myself during therapy, and now when I actually do, you get all freaked out ?! I don’t get it !”


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#EyerollWhen your captor drones on and on about his evil plans. AmIRight?

#Eyeroll

When your captor drones on and on about his evil plans. AmIRight?


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Three Stooges to The RescueThe Stooges save a girl gagged and tied down on a cot in a ruined buildinThree Stooges to The RescueThe Stooges save a girl gagged and tied down on a cot in a ruined buildin

Three Stooges to The Rescue

The Stooges save a girl gagged and tied down on a cot in a ruined building.


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Tic-Tic-TicAnother comic damsel with a time bomb for company

Tic-Tic-Tic

Another comic damsel with a time bomb for company


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Oh… Be Quiet !“Next time that comes off, you better have something worthwhile for me to hear.

Oh… Be Quiet !

“Next time that comes off, you better have something worthwhile for me to hear. Your life depends on it.”


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Lost And Found“There you are, Jenny. I had almost forgotten about you. How did you get all the way dLost And Found“There you are, Jenny. I had almost forgotten about you. How did you get all the way dLost And Found“There you are, Jenny. I had almost forgotten about you. How did you get all the way dLost And Found“There you are, Jenny. I had almost forgotten about you. How did you get all the way dLost And Found“There you are, Jenny. I had almost forgotten about you. How did you get all the way d

Lost And Found

“There you are, Jenny. I had almost forgotten about you. How did you get all the way down there, when you’re all tied up like that ? Were you lonely ? Did you miss me ?”


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Tucked AwayGrrmmmpph !!“You’re too smart for your own good Akiko, and that cheating story you wrote

Tucked Away

Grrmmmpph !!

“You’re too smart for your own good Akiko, and that cheating story you wrote for the school paper would absolutely ruin our chances to make the state championships.  So you just chill out in here while me and the guys delete all that hard-won proof of yours.”


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