“Cows are all female, and in minecraft they can reproduce. Let’s follow their example” with Carolina and Kimball
“Recites what I’m going to say 1,000 times in my head before calling *Dials* Hey. I hope you’re not busy. Um, my house is on fire, if you could take care of that… No pressure!“ with Doc
“Uses wack as a noun” with Simmons
“The only conclusion you could possibly draw from the phrase ‘white as snow’ is that there are multiple shades of white“ with Donut
“Man, birds look so fucking stupid when they walk“ with Caboose and Freckles
“I’m not the brightest candle in the liquor cabinet“ with Alpha Church
“*kisses my palm* *slaps you in the face with the same hand* It’s called tough love“ with Epsilon and eTex
