#dc extended universe
God bless Matt Reeves, Zack Snyder, Cathy Yan, and James Gunn for their important work in making comic book movies horny again.
(And probably some other people whose stuff I haven’t seen. I heard there’s fucking in Eternals, so that’s cool.)
I’ll never forget you, Cow.
FREE THE COW
happy autism month this guy autistic fr
he’s kinda weird ngl :/
hes so silly :P
New posters and a release date!
Y/N caught in the crossfire between the fight against the Butterflies is visibly panicking
Vigilante busy fighting butterflies trying to get to Y/N: Y/N use THE KNIFE!
Y/N: This B*TCH GO YEEEEET! *Throws the knife given by Adrian with strange accuracy* I’LL SEE YOU IN VIGMOBILE!!
Chris: Thats your gf/bf! I thought you said they were a civilian!
Vigilante:
Y/N watching him from their hiding spot
Vigilante checks on them after: Y/N? I’m sorry I didn-
Y/N kisses him urgently pulls away to cup his cheek: Don’t apologize you looked so hot Adrian… and I already knew you were Vigilante.
Vigilante sighs in relief: Oh thank god… wait you knew? Wait you thought that- that was hot?
Y/N rolls their eyes playfully: Right now you’re adorable.
Y/N in the kitchen shaking their hips to the beat of the the song: Besame! Quiero sentir tus labios! Besame suave.
Vigilante puts on his glasses smiling coming into the kitchen: I have no idea what you’re saying but you are looking really hot right now babe.
Y/Nwalks towards Vigilante and whispers softly in his ear: Kiss me. Kiss me softly, I want to feel your lips on mine… Adrian.
Everyone when I say that I like Adrian/Vigilante: He’s a murderer. And he isnt very bright!
Me: HE IS VERY GORGEOUS TO ME!
Me when Vigilante blew himself up:
Me after when Peacemaker screamed VIG!:
Adrian: I’m a killer Y/N.
Y/N: Just today you were crying about snakes.
Adrian: They dont have arms or legs.
Who Warner Brothers wanted us to be attracted to:
Who we actually started simping for: