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What are your favorite “nontraditional” race/class combinations?

I’ll start- I love love love the idea of a Halfling Warlock and I just don’t see them played ever.

So… If you haven’t checked out @transplanarrpg yet, you are sorely missing out. I could not r

So… If you haven’t checked out @transplanarrpg yet, you are sorely missing out. 
I could not resist drawing this moment from last Saturday’s episode. I can’t wait to see what chaos the cast comes up with next week~


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Pretend Wizards: A D&D PodcastEpisode 203 - Bat CavalryListen to the EpisodeDirect       Itunes 

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        Night falls over Hadestown. Surely here, at the bottom of the planet, surrounded by unknowable dangers and mortal threats, the players can sleep soundly and without interruption. Right?

     Greet all your new friends by throwing rocks at them.


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Pretend Wizards: A D&D PodcastEpisode 202 - Check Your TextbookListen to the EpisodeDirect      

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   Surely our heroes can’t make the wrong decision again in their traversal of the dangerous forest of Hadestown. They can’t have chosen wrong again, that would just be unlikely!

     Annnnnnnnnnnnd we’re back! Hope you’re all ready to fall behind again!


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Pretend Wizards: A D&D PodcastEpisode 201 - A Shotgun and a Rocket LauncherListen to the Episode

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Episode 201 - A Shotgun and a Rocket Launcher

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   Our heroes are positive that a small rustic village shouldn’t be resting in the middle of this deadly forest. But for a few, other things seem to be of greater import: lost friends and old dreams.

      The sound quality is gonna be a little weird, since this was recorded during the charity stream. Thanks everyone who came and watched, everyone who donated, and everyone who listens to the podcast. Please don’t ever let yourselves forget the good you’ve done, and the people you’ve helped. 


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Pretend Wizards: A D&D PodcastEpisode 200 - Energy Drink PoisonListen to the EpisodeDirect      

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       A conversation with Bell leads the players to believe something is happening out in the forest. Maybe following a squad of a soldiers into the unknown, they can pull back the curtains.

      They went pretty quickly from “That was dangerous and we shouldn’t go back out there’ to “We better go back out there”


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Pretend Wizards: A D&D PodcastEpisode 199 - The Devil’s BanjoListen to the EpisodeDirect       I

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Episode 199 - The Devil’s Banjo

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      Lost in the forest of Hadestown, Ragna and Pegasus follow their companion through the strange, grave dotted landscapes. Are they risking their lives for the right reasons? What will they find?

      It must be something in the air, driving Pegasus to E V I L


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Pretend Wizards: A D&D PodcastEpisode 198 - Grave GoodsListen to the EpisodeDirect       Itunes 

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      Still wary that it might be a worthless excursion, our heroes journey out into the forest of Hadestown, hoping they find more then death in the pink forest.

     I don’t know how it took this long for people to start googling the things I say.


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Pretend Wizards: A D&D PodcastEpisode 197 - The Coldest SquirrelListen to the EpisodeDirect    

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Episode 197 - The Coldest Squirrel

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    Slowly, our heroes are feeling more and more like they haven’t prepared properly for the mystery that awaits them in Hadestown. What is blarneystone? Why is no one sweating? Is any of this real food?

    They seem to have decided on rampant paranoia as the ideal puzzle solving method this time.


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Pretend Wizards: A D&D PodcastEpisode 196 - The Perfect DisguiseListen to the EpisodeDirect    

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     At the bottom of a giant mining, lies Hades Town. Cut off from the rest of Atla, isolated and mysterious, what could be waiting the players during a simple rock shopping mission?

    You’ll notice they didn’t even get to try and roll to see through Ragna’s disguise.The dc would’ve been too high on something so flawless.


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Pretend Wizards: A D&D PodcastEpisode 195 - Throat of HadesListen to the EpisodeDirect       Itu

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     So what if the old, decrepit mining elevator began spitting up bits of people, I’m sure it’s totally safe. I’m sure nothing bad with happen down in the confining, suffocating dark.

    I really thought they would just walk away from the elevator that spits chunks.


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Pretend Wizards: A D&D PodcastEpisode 194 - The ShaftListen to the EpisodeDirect       Itunes  

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    There was a main story?! Our heroes get back to their actually job that they actually get paid for, and journey to Mafic Road, seeking passge to the bottom of it’s massive quarry.

    The whole day I was like “Dang, I really feel like I’m forgetting something hmmm :T”


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Pretend Wizards: A D&D PodcastEpisode 193 - Nick CageListen to the EpisodeDirect       Itunes  

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     Who knew the door to the sewer could close! Only Ragna and Sapphire Melody can get out in time, and so it’s up to them to forgo saving themselves and find a way to rescue everyone.

    I doubted Ragna’s ability to easily and casually destroy large, immovable structures.


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Pretend Wizards: A D&D PodcastEpisode 192 - BottomdwellerListen to the EpisodeDirect       Itune

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 Time to run! But there might be more in the sewers waiting for them. Someone, something, or maybe just a whole lot of someones, ready to pummel them into the sludge.

    In which we learn that maybe Pegasus doesn’t have as many ups as he thought.


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Pretend Wizards: A D&D PodcastEpisode 191 - I See YouListen to the EpisodeDirect       Itunes  

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Episode 191 - I See You

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    Dash for the exit, but don’t forget Shira! Our heroes have almost escaped their pursuers when Shira gets knocked out. Can they rescue her and escape without taking further casualties?

    Raphael said as he got to be on the sidelines for this one “It was like being a listener, I got to be right there yelling at you guys for not doing stuff”


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Pretend Wizards: A D&D PodcastEpisode 190 - A Fair DealListen to the EpisodeDirect       Itunes 

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        Our heroes finish working on their sly trap, but only feet outside, their enemies stalk the streets looking for them. It’s just a bunch of flunkies tho, surely nothing can go wrong!

    Sorry about the late episode, the last second stream ended up eating all our attention.


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Pretend Wizards: A D&D PodcastEpisode 189 - Sink ForeverListen to the EpisodeDirect       Itunes

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       Something is watching Smugglers Cove. Something know our heroes would be here eventually, and it’s been waiting. Can they make it to Morgan without alerting anyone?

     Just don’t think too hard about the water quality of a stagnant cove under pirate party town Shira.


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Pretend Wizards: A D&D PodcastEpisode 188 - DadventureListen to the EpisodeDirect       Itunes 

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       The storm rages in Not-Loggerspoole. With a newly created exit only feet away, the players need only fight their way through the torrential downpour long enough to escape, hopefully with both themselves and Robespierre intact.

     So sorry this one came out so late guys, a bunch of little problems just snowballed together.


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Pretend Wizards: A D&D PodcastEpisode 187 - Actual Old ManListen to the EpisodeDirect       Itun

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    How can anyone be expected to solve a puzzle in a world that doesn’t follow the same rules as our own? What is logic in an ever shifting alien roomscape? Better figure it out, only moments are left!

      At a certain point I thought to myself “Maybe a weirdly contained system with a very specific solution based on fantasy magic rules was a bad idea”


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Pretend Wizards: A D&D PodcastEpisode 186 - Death By CreamListen to the EpisodeDirect       Itun

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     Trapped in a strangely isolated HQ, our players search for someway to escape a gross watery grave, as the Days of Week watch on silently, passively.

      I’m sure all the players are thinking about, or have completely solved, this puzzle riiiiighhht noow. Totally confident.


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Pretend Wizards: A D&D PodcastEpisode 185 - Laundry DayListen to the EpisodeDirect       Itunes

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   When Robespierre wakes, what will he have to say? Will he divulge his secrets willingly, or will he require some of Shira Snow’s gentle “encouragement”?

       See if you can pin-point the exact moment Ron starts setting up to thwart Shira and what he plans to do.


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Pretend Wizards: A D&D PodcastEpisode 184 - Preorder BodypartsListen to the EpisodeDirect      

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   A pile of corndogs can only lie around so long. Eventually, they need to be put to use. The team decides to finally assemble the antidote, collecting the final ingredients quickly.

       This is probably the most morbid of the shopping episodes


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