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Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast
Episode 186 - Death By Cream
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Trapped in a strangely isolated HQ, our players search for someway to escape a gross watery grave, as the Days of Week watch on silently, passively.
I’m sure all the players are thinking about, or have completely solved, this puzzle riiiiighhht noow. Totally confident.
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Episode 185 - Laundry Day
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When Robespierre wakes, what will he have to say? Will he divulge his secrets willingly, or will he require some of Shira Snow’s gentle “encouragement”?
See if you can pin-point the exact moment Ron starts setting up to thwart Shira and what he plans to do.
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Episode 184 - Preorder Bodyparts
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A pile of corndogs can only lie around so long. Eventually, they need to be put to use. The team decides to finally assemble the antidote, collecting the final ingredients quickly.
This is probably the most morbid of the shopping episodes
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Episode 183 - The Price of Nepotism
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As the dust settles, it’s time for the battles that aren’t sung about. Plans to take care of those bereft of hearth and home, and reunions with hard-hearted family.
Everytime I give them a week to think about something it p much actually means “The hour before we start”
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Episode 182 - Oontz Wizard
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It’s time to fight the main behind the burning curtain. But Hickory hasn’t stopped his assault, and the damage begins to mount. Can our heroes survive, let alone end the fight in time?
Oh no, is it about to get real sad in here :c
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Episode 181 - Almost Disaster
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The clock is ticking down on Hickory’s life, and our heroes begin to despair at what seems like a hopeless fight. Can they find the path to rescue him?
Every fun, dumb thing in this episode almost vanished, it was so scary.
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Episode 180 - Hickory Spiced
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Oh painful, obvious, irony-of-ironies. Our heroes have found their friend, but the field of battle is no place to rescue an ally.
Everyone else told you guys had totally guessed this was gonna happen, I have no idea how the player’s didn’t expect it too.
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Episode 179 - Bathroom Confessional
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The riddle looms over battle and blood. Will a simple turn of phrase spell doom for the heroes? Have they conquered everything in their path so far only to fall to some well thrown bottles and an annoying noble?
I’m sure everyone is right there with the players; a full week was definitely enough for all you to solve the riddle right?
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Episode 178 - Riddlebots
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Blood, pain, fury. Combat rages, but soon our heroes most feared opponent rears it’s head: Riddles!
Spoiler alert: The final boss of the campaign is going to be a twelve part crypto-riddle so that my players are forced to kill me in my sleep.
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Episode 177 - Asset Investment
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A battle for blood and life rages on, but on the outskirts the rest of the crew tries to see if they can’t make a quick buck. It’s not like the next opponent will have anything dangerous they should be planning for, right?
The only thing smarter then gambling with your money, is doing it with someone elses!
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Episode 176 - Beard Beer
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The Pit calls for blood of warforged, but the only thing spilled so far is wizard blood and dwarven alcohol. Can our heroes keep winning, or will their next mysterious opponent take them out.
It’s a good plan when it involves Dweezil getting drunk and taking his shirt off.
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Episode 175 - Late Title Card
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Blood and music, sweat and dreams. All can be found in the chaos of the pit. The only question is if our heroes will find the truth there too, as they walk into the arena and prepare to fight.
It’s really funny how these guys thought these were gonna be normal fights with like no cheating or anything.
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Episode 174 - In The Club
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While Dweezil and Shira deposit some much needed money for the new orphanage, the rest of the crew descends into a pit of blood, alcohol and money to find the trail The Trolleyman has left behind.
I feel like this whole quest has an invisible timer; how long is Sapphire Melody’s patience going to last?
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Episode 420 - Professional Podcasters
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Our heroes press deeper into the Lower Bailey, pursuing the smallest of threads towards looming mysteries. Who knows to what depths it could lead them, or even what familiar faces.
Yes we’re very mature and also very funny and original.
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Episode 172 - The Perfect Heist
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Revelations about their enemies, discoveries of strange new magics, none of this matters in the face of maybe getting paid!
You can only spend so much money before it starts to take it’s toll.
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Episode 171 - Powdered Children
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Something is hiding between the walls. The children of the Happy Sunshine Orphanage knew something was watching, by what and why?
Ragna only needs like, the smallest of excuses before he begins chucking Shira around.
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“With you I don’t feel so alone. You’ve reminded me that I’m not broken. There’s more to life than revenge — there’s also love.”
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“the love of a god is not a blessing — it’s a scar.”
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I thought that this looked interesting, and I wanted to share. She even made her own faunus character to play as and I thought that it was neat.
