Tired: finding a sealed tomb from Egypt or some other non white culture and declaring it cursed
Wired: doing the same for the catholics
Listen, they found a sealed sarcophagus made of lead, buried under a centuries-old cathedral in an ancient city built above catacombs lined with human bones. If that doesn’t sound cursed to you, I don’t know what will!
Are they planning on opening it?
Because we’ve had enough shit going on in the last couple of years and I don’t think we need to add to it with whatever catholic demon-related horror is in there.
the thing about being in a fandom for a long time is you inevitably develop very intense opinions about things you know objectively are absolutely meaningless but nonetheless make you want to gnaw through drywall like a feral cat and there’s just nothing you can do about that
So Kyle Ron is basically just Rian Johnson’s self insert because the guy stans him so hard. Therefore all the stuff in TLJ is just Rian trying to get the girl that never wanted him in high school or some shit. In conclusion, this entire movie is just the dudes self insert fantasy and he has issues.
Tiktok influencers being invited to the Oscar’s and to the Cannes festival when my mutuals and I are single-handedly keeping the art of cinema alive with our blogging…
