the epithet eustass ‘captain’ kid is so funny to me because a) he. he was already a captain that part was implied so all this did was make his title captain eustass 'captain’ kid and b) who could possibly look at kid’s leopard print pants, bright red hair spikes and steam punk goggles, general clown make up and ability to make a giant fucking mecha of scrap metals and think ah, yes. his defining feature is that he is a captain
