#dick being the instigator

Damian: I am the perfect child, anyone would have wanted me.

Y/N: not me

Damian: Tf why not?

Y/N: Cause your rude and Evil

Damian: Am not! I was a gift!

Y/N: You were a mistake

Damian: Shut up Y/N, that’s why your last boyfriend left you.

Y/N: SHUT UP DAMIAN, YOUR MOTHER IS A RAPIST!!!!!

Dick: *le gasp*

Damian: yOu tAkE tHaT fUcKiNg bAcK-