#domestic destiel
Dean standing in the kitchen looking out the window and Cas and Jack are chasing the chickens back into the coop Dean built last summer and he is flooded with such gratitude he starts crying. Because this is real and he is allowed to have this. The apple pie life he always wished for. So when Jack and Cas comes back in to eat dinner they immediately think something is wrong but Dean just drags them both into a bone-crushing hug and just whispers “I love you I love you I love you I love you” through the tears.
Dean walks into the kitchen shirtless…
Sam: Oh hey topless…
Dean: You don’t have to be rude about the fact that I’m single…
*Cas walks in*
Jack: Oh hey there’s your top, Dean.
Dean:*Panics*
Sam:*shocked*
*Cas innocently holding up Deans T-Shirt*
Sam/Dean:Ohhhh…
Destiel Parents!AU
Kid Jack *crying*: Daddy, Claire called me the B-word!
Cas: Oh no. *raises voice* Claire, get in here now!
Kid Claire *enters room*:Yes?
Cas: Why did you call Jack the B-word?
Claire *confused*: But motherfucker doesn’t start with a B…
Dean:
Dean Flirts with Cas
Dean: Hey Cas…
Cas: Yes Dean?
Dean: Fair warning but I’m gonna punch you.
Cas *shocked*: What? Why?
Dean: On your cheek…
*Cas tilts his head, confused*
Dean *steps closer and his voice lowers*:…gently…
*Cas is more confused*
Dean *within touching distance*: …with my lips…
*Cas fighting back a sappy smile*
Dean *leans closer*: You precious son of a bitch…
Domestic!Destiel
*Dean bolts upright in bed at 2am*
Cas *alarmed*: Dean, are you alright?
Dean: I just realized that the best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon…
Cas *eyeroll*: It’s 2 in the morning…
Dean *not listening*: Poor Sammy with his rabbit food diet…
Cas *tugs Dean back down and into his arms*: Fair is fair Dean. Tomorrow I shall wake you up to talk about the bees.
