Dean holding a Sub:

Dean holding his a Dom:

Here, have some SUBTEXT

Dean: Hey Cas. If I had 2 kids and you had 2 kids, how many kids would there be?

Cas *confused*: There would be 4…

Dean: No, just 2.

Cas: Did you just- what is happening?

Sam: I think you’re supposed to ask him out first before you ask to start a family…

Dean:

Here, have some uwu

*Dean finds a scared kid hiding in a closet during a hunt*

Dean *gets in and closes door*: Hey buddy, you’re gonna be alright. My buddies are taking care of it, okay?

*10 mins later*

Cas: Okay Dean, you can come out now.

Dean: Uh okay Cas… I guess I’m only 50 percent straight and like 100 percent gay for you.

Cas: Wow, I’m in love with you too, Dean but I meant that the ghost is gone…

Sam: Your math does not add up at all.

Fess up. Who did this?

Send help, this got me gasping

#DeanProblems

I feel like this is a Jensen problem too

Holy shit

Personal Space?

He’s learned well…

Dean walks into the kitchen shirtless…

Sam: Oh hey topless…

Dean: You don’t have to be rude about the fact that I’m single…

*Cas walks in*

Jack: Oh hey there’s your top, Dean.

Dean:*Panics*

Sam:*shocked*

*Cas innocently holding up Deans T-Shirt*

Sam/Dean:Ohhhh…

Salads will never be the same for Sam…

Cas: Dean, are you eating a salad?

Dean: Yeah, Sam’s always on my ass about eating healthy and hey this isn’t that bad after all.

Sam: Wow, who are you and what have you done to my brother?

Dean *winks at Cas*: Well the only difference between a good meal and a good time is where you put the cucumber, right Cas?

Sam:

Cop!Cas arrests Sub!Dean

Cas: Theres no need for force if you get your hands behind your back and bend over the hood of the car, Mr Winchester.

Dean *bites lip and steps closer*: Maybe I enjoy a bit of force, *he pauses to look at the badge* Officer Novak…

Cas *Roughly turns Dean around and speaks into his ear*: Well sweetheart, if you bend over like a good boy, then maybe I’ll fuck you like a bad one…

Dean:

Destiel Parents!AU

Kid Jack *crying*: Daddy, Claire called me the B-word!

Cas: Oh no. *raises voice* Claire, get in here now!

Kid Claire *enters room*:Yes?

Cas: Why did you call Jack the B-word?

Claire *confused*: But motherfucker doesn’t start with a B…

Dean:

John Winchester loses his phone…

John: Dean, can I please call my phone from yours so that I can find the damn thing?!?

Dean *hands phone over*: Sure, dad.

*John finds and dials the contact called Daddy*

Cas *walks in*: Dean, why are you calling me?

Dean:Fuck…

Dean: Talk dirty to me Cas.

Cas: I’m jealous of your heart…

Dean: That’s not-

Cas: Because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.

Dean:Fuck…

Bert & Ernie

This post got flagged AGAIN so I’m hoping it works now

Domestic!Destiel

*Dean bolts upright in bed at 2am*

Cas *alarmed*: Dean, are you alright?

Dean: I just realized that the best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon…

Cas *eyeroll*: It’s 2 in the morning…

Dean *not listening*: Poor Sammy with his rabbit food diet…

Cas *tugs Dean back down and into his arms*: Fair is fair Dean. Tomorrow I shall wake you up to talk about the bees.

YoU aRe WrOnG…

Oh yeah Dean , Cas doesn’t appreciate your tone… ‍♀️

Sammeehhh stop spying on your bruh ‍♀️‍♀️‍♀️