#married destiel
Dean holding a Sub:
Dean holding his a Dom:
Here, have some SUBTEXT
Dean: Hey Cas. If I had 2 kids and you had 2 kids, how many kids would there be?
Cas *confused*: There would be 4…
Dean: No, just 2.
Cas: Did you just- what is happening?
Sam: I think you’re supposed to ask him out first before you ask to start a family…
Dean:
Send help, this got me gasping
#DeanProblems
I feel like this is a Jensen problem too
Personal Space?
Dean walks into the kitchen shirtless…
Sam: Oh hey topless…
Dean: You don’t have to be rude about the fact that I’m single…
*Cas walks in*
Jack: Oh hey there’s your top, Dean.
Dean:*Panics*
Sam:*shocked*
*Cas innocently holding up Deans T-Shirt*
Sam/Dean:Ohhhh…
Destiel Parents!AU
Kid Jack *crying*: Daddy, Claire called me the B-word!
Cas: Oh no. *raises voice* Claire, get in here now!
Kid Claire *enters room*:Yes?
Cas: Why did you call Jack the B-word?
Claire *confused*: But motherfucker doesn’t start with a B…
Dean:
John Winchester loses his phone…
John: Dean, can I please call my phone from yours so that I can find the damn thing?!?
Dean *hands phone over*: Sure, dad.
*John finds and dials the contact called Daddy*
Cas *walks in*: Dean, why are you calling me?
Dean:Fuck…
Dean: Talk dirty to me Cas.
Cas: I’m jealous of your heart…
Dean: That’s not-
Cas: Because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.
Dean:Fuck…
Domestic!Destiel
*Dean bolts upright in bed at 2am*
Cas *alarmed*: Dean, are you alright?
Dean: I just realized that the best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon…
Cas *eyeroll*: It’s 2 in the morning…
Dean *not listening*: Poor Sammy with his rabbit food diet…
Cas *tugs Dean back down and into his arms*: Fair is fair Dean. Tomorrow I shall wake you up to talk about the bees.