#domino twins shenanigans
*Domino Twins have just woken up*
Fives: Hey,
Echo: *time for the daily dose of dumbness*
Fives: *proceeds to ask a very dumb question*
Echo: Daily Dose acquired, goodnight!
Fives: Echo?
Fives: But it’s the day cycle… and people say you’re the smart twin.
Ahsoka: Uhh, Echo, why is Fives crying?
Fives: 7 years, 7 YEARS WHY??
Echo: We had a bet…
Echo: And the loser had to delete their blackmail collection of the other.
Echo: And I won… again.
Fives: SEVEN YEARS OF BLACKMAIL. I WAS SO SURE I WOULD WIN THIS TIME.
Ahsoka: Right…
*Rex walks in looking for Ahsoka*
Ahsoka: Rex, never let me place a bet against Echo okay?
Rex: *should I even ask* …Will do?
Commanders + Rex
Wolffe: Alright
Wolffe: Does someone want to explain why I’ve had 5 troopers from 3 separate legions refer the Wolfpack as the Snap-Squad?? Own up.
Rex: …
Rex: It was the Twins.
Gree: Do we even need to ask which twins you’re referring to considering we’re all genetically identical?
Wolffe: Well, anyway… Rex when did you say we are seeing you next… I’ve just missed the 501st somuch.
*Ahsoka, Fives and Echo are up to something*
Rex (who wanders in whilst their standing over the control pad of the mess hall’s support systems): What are you guys doing?
Fives: Oh absolutely nothing. You know we should probably go to the barracks to rest … in the barracks.
Rex: Right…
*The trio run off. Echo: That is why you leave the lying to us*
Kix: What were they planning this time?
*2 hours later*
*Anakin and all of the cutlery is stuck to the ceiling after the magnets mysteriously flickered on*
Anakin: SNIPS!!!
*Aftermath of the latest Domino Twins prank*
Jesse: WHY DO I HAVE GLITTER ON MY BLACKS?
Hardcase: IT’S NOT COMING OFF.
Jesse: FIVES, ECHO!?!??!?!
*somewhere in the vents*
Ahsoka: Mission accomplished?
Echo: *thumbs up*
Fives: Yep!
*Fives and Echo are trying to prank Torrent*
Echo: We’d need a distraction in order to fill the washers with glitter in the first place.
Fives: What kind of distraction are you thinking of?
Echo: A Jedi kind of distraction.
*one hour later*
Ahsoka: ALRIGHT. GATHER ROUND. IT’S TIME FOR THE WEEKLY GAME OF ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS. TODAY’S PRIZE WILL BE THIS. *Ahsoka holds up a chocolate bar*
*visible confusion amongst the ranks*
Hardcase: Uhhh… Commander?
Ahsoka: Ahsoka but yes?
Hardcase: What is that exactly?
Ahsoka: *dramatically gasps as she prepares a 30 minute speech about chocolate and winks at the Domino Twins* YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF CHOCOLATE?
Fives: You know the Mandolorians that don’t take their helmets off? Why do they always order things when they’re waiting for someone. They aren’t gonna take the helmet off so they just sit there looking intimidating with a beverage they’re not gonna drink…
Fives: Echo, can we do that?
Echo: Not take our helmets off?
Fives: No, look intimidating.
Echo: …by not taking our helmets off?
*Echo trying to talk to Fives who isn’t listening*
Echo: *sighs* RIGHT. I’M GETTING A TATTOO.
Fives: WHAT??! WHEN? HOW!?!? WJIFUEUAIJDGGSH
Kix: You’ve broken him
Echo: Now that you’re actually listening! No. I’m not getting a tattoo, that was just to get your attention.
*Fives is still having a breakdown over the fact that Echo said he would get a tattoo*
Fives: Echo, could you send a message to the Commander on the secure channel? It’s time for another Domino Twin Chaos Event.
Echo: Send her a message yourself… I’m not your secretary.
Fives: Yeah…
Fives: But you know the passwords… and I don’t?
Echo: Point taken. Okay I’ll send her a message.
