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Eight Shades of Blue (and the Touch of Orange)

  • Rating: 18+ Minors do NOT read
  • Pairing: 501st x fem!reader
  • Wordcount: 12k (ohhh my godness - I’m sorry!)
  • Warning: Everything your heart desires - pure smut, porn with feelings, fluff, pining, oral (f and m receiving), 69, PiV sex (wrap it irl), vaginal fingering, anal fingering, creampie, aftercare
  • A/N: Here is the link for Part 1: - The betdividers made by @djarrex
  • Summary: One kiss led to another - and eventually to much more. You’ve always wanted to know what they hide under their armors - they are more than willing to show you.

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What was that damn number again?

Another beep as you insert the access code to your apartment with trembling fingers, wrong for the second time.

“Hey, you don’t have to do this, if you are unsure about it.” A warm hand lays upon yours, easing your trepidation. Rex stands next to you, giving you a reassuring smile. You look up to him, reciprocating his smile, yet yours more…nervous.

“I…I know. I am sure… I want to,” you answer him, before glancing over your shoulder. 

There they are! Eight more men, neatly lined up in the hallway, waiting for you to cross that invisible line and ready to follow you, not only into your apartment but also into sensual pleasure.

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Fives (he and a few others are behind Ahsoka): So, Commander, I want you to close your eyes, spin around and point directly at Echo. We’re gonna take five steps back and then change order.

Ahsoka: Okay…

(They step back and switch around, Ahsoka spins around and points to Echo, while here eyes are still shut)

Hardcase: Did you use the Echo-location?

Ahsoka: I don’t need to use echolocation… I can see your force presences…

Fives: Use the Echo-location.

Ahsoka:TheEcho-location?

Echo: Please don’t ask and just let me win this bet.

Jesse: Yes, THE Echo-location specifically for Echo.

Ahsoka: …that’s not how echolocation works…

Kix: *gets a concussion from a battlefield explosion*

Jesse: WHAT DO WE DO?

Hardcase: WE NEED KIX.

Jesse: KIX IS THE ONE INJURED!!!

Kix: *sounds not quite conscious* Aren’t you both basic first aid trained?

Hardcase: We uhhhhh need to check response time and uhhhhhh FOR BRAIN DAMAGE.

Kix: Please for my sake, just get Coric.

Ahsoka: I know we can be a bit unorthodox which can lead to some… interesting situations.

Echo: Understatement but continue.

Ahsoka: But… should we help them?

Fives: Help who?

*They look up to see Jesse and Hardcase covered in who knows what again but this time someone’s dumped a load of sand on them*

Echo: …

Fives: No, they’ll be fine.

Ahsoka: But Kix will kill them for making a mess and Skyguy is definitely not gonna like the sandy aspect.

Fives: If we didn’t see it, we weren’t involved?

*Ahsoka and Echo nod*

Ahsoka: I can deal with Skyguy no problem… it’s Kix that I can’t talk my way around.

*Aftermath of the latest Domino Twins prank*

Jesse: WHY DO I HAVE GLITTER ON MY BLACKS?

Hardcase: IT’S NOT COMING OFF.

Jesse: FIVES, ECHO!?!??!?!

*somewhere in the vents*

Ahsoka: Mission accomplished?

Echo: *thumbs up*

Fives: Yep!


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Hardcase (bursts into the barracks): GUYS WE HAVEN’T DONE OUR LEAVE WORK!!!

Jesse: LEAVE WORK? WHAT LEAVE WORK?

Hardcase: THE COMMANDER WAS DOING A TONNE OF RESEARCH AND I ASKED HER WHAT FOR AND SHE SAID LEAVE WORK THEN I REASLISED WE HAVEN’T DONE OURS, WHY AREN’T YOU PANICKING WE GET BACK TO COURASANT TOMORROW!!??

Jesse: …

Fives: …

Echo: You know we’re not Jedi? We don’t have to study Jedi stuff?

Hardcase: Oh…

Few days ago I watched compilation videos about streamers helping strangers get away from stalkers b

Few days ago I watched compilation videos about streamers helping strangers get away from stalkers by pretending to know them.

So it’s plausible that citizens of Coruscant developed, over time, the same “tactic” with GAR: they’d pretend to know troopers or act like they’re soldiers’ lovers to scare away the persistent creeps.

Of course clones quickly caught up with the idea, creating this unusual alliance with more vulnerable citizens as, of course, civilians would often pay back the favors by helping drunk clones find (and often dragging their drunken asses along) the nearby group of less intoxicated troopers before they got mugged, beaten or, worse, killed on the streets.

Not to mention, the buckets no doubt have recording equipment so the footage could even provide as evidence if anything major happened.

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STAR WARS: The Clone Wars/The Bad Batch © George Lucas/ Dave Filoni/ LucasFilm/ Disney


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Another draw the squad because the support for the last one was AMAZING!! I love you guys so much

If your interested, this idea popped into my head a couple days ago during an english assignment. The similarities between the Umbara Ark and The Charge of the Light Brigade is uncanny. Hope you guys enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it.

Do I know what’s going on? No. Do I care? Also no.

Another draw the squad for your entertainment

Tup: Why is Commander Cody trying to find Fives and Hardcase..?

Echo: They put blue food colouring into his toothbrush. The bristles are blue so, he didn’t notice til he brushed his teeth now his mouth is stained blue.

Tup: … that’s genius.

Kix: I’ll get my kit ready for when he catches them.

Hardcase: The chef won’t let us into the cafeteria anymore, not unattended.

Echo: What, why?

Rex: They keep stealing utensils, they were warned to stop.

Fives:*leaning over to whisper* It’s a whisk we’re willing to take.

Tup:*aggressively smacks Fives*

Fives: *enters a tired Rex’s office* Hey, can me and Hardcase borrow a bathtub to-

Rex: Short answer; no.

Fives: Bu-

Rex: Long answer; oh fuck no.


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Hardcase:*in the hallway waiting with his arms full of shaving cream and white glue*:(

Happy Pride!

Hardcase had fun with the paint

luoiae: DONT look at his BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

luoiae:

DONT look at his BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM LOOKING


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Kix: child. For the last time. It’s called. strawberry hibiscus.

Fives: strawberry hippie bitch

Kix:

Kix: {grabs a scalpel}

Kix, being held back by Jesse and Hardcase:YOU WILL BE UNDONE

anstarwar:

Happy Pride!

Hardcase had fun with the paint

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