*Domino Twins have just woken up*

Fives: Hey,

Echo: *time for the daily dose of dumbness*

Fives: *proceeds to ask a very dumb question*

Echo: Daily Dose acquired, goodnight!

Fives: Echo?

Fives: But it’s the day cycle… and people say you’re the smart twin.

Fives (he and a few others are behind Ahsoka): So, Commander, I want you to close your eyes, spin around and point directly at Echo. We’re gonna take five steps back and then change order.

Ahsoka: Okay…

(They step back and switch around, Ahsoka spins around and points to Echo, while here eyes are still shut)

Hardcase: Did you use the Echo-location?

Ahsoka: I don’t need to use echolocation… I can see your force presences…

Fives: Use the Echo-location.

Ahsoka:TheEcho-location?

Echo: Please don’t ask and just let me win this bet.

Jesse: Yes, THE Echo-location specifically for Echo.

Ahsoka: …that’s not how echolocation works…

Ahsoka: Uhh, Echo, why is Fives crying?

Fives: 7 years, 7 YEARS WHY??

Echo: We had a bet…

Echo: And the loser had to delete their blackmail collection of the other.

Echo: And I won… again.

Fives: SEVEN YEARS OF BLACKMAIL. I WAS SO SURE I WOULD WIN THIS TIME.

Ahsoka: Right…

*Rex walks in looking for Ahsoka*

Ahsoka: Rex, never let me place a bet against Echo okay?

Rex: *should I even ask* …Will do?

Ahsoka: I know we can be a bit unorthodox which can lead to some… interesting situations.

Echo: Understatement but continue.

Ahsoka: But… should we help them?

Fives: Help who?

*They look up to see Jesse and Hardcase covered in who knows what again but this time someone’s dumped a load of sand on them*

Echo: …

Fives: No, they’ll be fine.

Ahsoka: But Kix will kill them for making a mess and Skyguy is definitely not gonna like the sandy aspect.

Fives: If we didn’t see it, we weren’t involved?

*Ahsoka and Echo nod*

Ahsoka: I can deal with Skyguy no problem… it’s Kix that I can’t talk my way around.

*Ahsoka, Fives and Echo are up to something*

Rex (who wanders in whilst their standing over the control pad of the mess hall’s support systems): What are you guys doing?

Fives: Oh absolutely nothing. You know we should probably go to the barracks to rest … in the barracks.

Rex: Right…

*The trio run off. Echo: That is why you leave the lying to us*

Kix: What were they planning this time?

*2 hours later*

*Anakin and all of the cutlery is stuck to the ceiling after the magnets mysteriously flickered on*

Anakin: SNIPS!!!

*Aftermath of the latest Domino Twins prank*

Jesse: WHY DO I HAVE GLITTER ON MY BLACKS?

Hardcase: IT’S NOT COMING OFF.

Jesse: FIVES, ECHO!?!??!?!

*somewhere in the vents*

Ahsoka: Mission accomplished?

Echo: *thumbs up*

Fives: Yep!

Part 1

*Fives and Echo are trying to prank Torrent*

Echo: We’d need a distraction in order to fill the washers with glitter in the first place.

Fives: What kind of distraction are you thinking of?

Echo: A Jedi kind of distraction.

*one hour later*

Ahsoka: ALRIGHT. GATHER ROUND. IT’S TIME FOR THE WEEKLY GAME OF ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS. TODAY’S PRIZE WILL BE THIS. *Ahsoka holds up a chocolate bar*

*visible confusion amongst the ranks*

Hardcase: Uhhh… Commander?

Ahsoka: Ahsoka but yes?

Hardcase: What is that exactly?

Ahsoka: *dramatically gasps as she prepares a 30 minute speech about chocolate and winks at the Domino Twins* YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF CHOCOLATE?

Part 2

Fives: You know the Mandolorians that don’t take their helmets off? Why do they always order things when they’re waiting for someone. They aren’t gonna take the helmet off so they just sit there looking intimidating with a beverage they’re not gonna drink…

Fives: Echo, can we do that?

Echo: Not take our helmets off?

Fives: No, look intimidating.

Echo: …by not taking our helmets off?

*Echo trying to talk to Fives who isn’t listening*

Echo: *sighs* RIGHT. I’M GETTING A TATTOO.

Fives: WHAT??! WHEN? HOW!?!? WJIFUEUAIJDGGSH

Kix: You’ve broken him

Echo: Now that you’re actually listening! No. I’m not getting a tattoo, that was just to get your attention.

*Fives is still having a breakdown over the fact that Echo said he would get a tattoo*

Hardcase (bursts into the barracks): GUYS WE HAVEN’T DONE OUR LEAVE WORK!!!

Jesse: LEAVE WORK? WHAT LEAVE WORK?

Hardcase: THE COMMANDER WAS DOING A TONNE OF RESEARCH AND I ASKED HER WHAT FOR AND SHE SAID LEAVE WORK THEN I REASLISED WE HAVEN’T DONE OURS, WHY AREN’T YOU PANICKING WE GET BACK TO COURASANT TOMORROW!!??

Jesse: …

Fives: …

Echo: You know we’re not Jedi? We don’t have to study Jedi stuff?

Hardcase: Oh…

*Fives and Echo are in an ‘interview’ with Anakin*

Anakin: So Rex told me you two are creative.

Anakin: In what ways are you creative?

Fives: We’re good at creating problems-

*Fives gets elbowed in the ribs by Echo*

Echo: And by that he means problems for the enemies.

Fives: Uhh… Yeah! We’re good at making their lives difficult.

Anakin: Aaand interview PASSED. Welcome to the 501st. Or as other people call it, “the Home of the Problem Children” or “The Chaos Legion.” I’m sure you’ll both fit in perfectly.

Fives:Oh we will.

Fives: Echo, could you send a message to the Commander on the secure channel? It’s time for another Domino Twin Chaos Event.

Echo: Send her a message yourself… I’m not your secretary.

Fives: Yeah…

Fives: But you know the passwords… and I don’t?

Echo: Point taken. Okay I’ll send her a message.

Because Echo JUST WANTS TO READ HIS BOOK THANK YOU VERY MUCH FIVES

(Also experimented with drawing their Phase I armor let me know what you think)

Another draw the squad because the support for the last one was AMAZING!! I love you guys so much

Tup: Why is Commander Cody trying to find Fives and Hardcase..?

Echo: They put blue food colouring into his toothbrush. The bristles are blue so, he didn’t notice til he brushed his teeth now his mouth is stained blue.

Tup: … that’s genius.

Kix: I’ll get my kit ready for when he catches them.

Hardcase: The chef won’t let us into the cafeteria anymore, not unattended.

Echo: What, why?

Rex: They keep stealing utensils, they were warned to stop.

Fives:*leaning over to whisper* It’s a whisk we’re willing to take.

Tup:*aggressively smacks Fives*

bananami:

I got bored and wrote a thing. Please enjoy my short little drabble on what flirting with the clone troopers would be like. It’s trash but it’s my trash <3

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A Bad Batch dating simulator

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This version of the demo feature the 100% completed introduction for the game with voice lines!

While the fullgame will be NSFW the demo is SFW

I know i’ve posted some of these already but I wanted to share them again! A huge shoutout to the amazing voice actors I have working with me on this game.

I LIVE

holy shit has it been a MOMENT since i last posted. I’m still here. I’m still IN LOVE with the bad batch and I’m still working on my game. A lot has happened in the last few months. I took a break to work on finishing my Crosshair kit in time for a convention. At that convention I met up with a close friend from my discord server and next thing I knew I was dating this person and now I’ve moved in with them so it’s been a process of moving all my stuff and getting settled.

Things finally feel settled enough that I can lock myself away in my little work room and spend the day coding my game.

Thrawn’s occupation on Alderaan continues. 

Worried for her safety, Che’ri allows Vah’nya accompany her to meet the mysterious contact. 

Omega reveals to Ahsoka how she ended up on Batuu. 

As Cody prepares his troopers for an attack on Takodana, memories arise that may compromise the safety of an old friend. 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32691364/chapters/84008617 

My best friend and I decided to cast Jungle Book characters as characters from Clone Wars!