#dont tag as zackray
Rachel: We’ve been tricked!
Zack:Fooled!
Rachel:Bamboozled!
Zack:Smeckledorfed!
Rachel: That’s not even a word and I agree with you!
Zack, talking to Rachel: WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF I’M A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS I FUCKIN’ WILL
*Zack kicking the air*
Rachel: Zack stop, you’re gonna get in trouble! Zack stop!
*Zack getting arrested*
Zack, on B1: Hey how y'all-
Dog: -Angry dog noises-
Zack, while screaming:GET YOUR FUCKING DOG, BITCH
Rachel: It don’t bite
Zack:YES IT DO GET-
Rachel, hypnotized by the ‘sweet scent’: WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY WE’RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS
Rachel, zooming in on a passed out Zack: KUMBAYA MY LORD