#angel of slaughter
Danny: My mission in life is just to give Rachel nice things
Rachel: buy me amiibo cards
Rachel: good morning God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everybody’s problem
Eddie: Some day “milf is a slur” discourse will break out and there will be no survivors
Gray: Eddie I know this is a joke, but just remember that if you go knocking on enough doors asking to see the devil, he eventually may answer.
Danny: Top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat
Cathy: Cat ears
Eddie: How many times have you died
Danny: Genuinely?
Danny: I think I died once
Danny: I had a surreal out of body experience
Danny: This was nearly a year ago
Danny: It was very frightening
Danny: I have never once felt such a complete and entirely consuming feeling of pure dread
Eddie: No I mean in donkey kong
Danny at Zack: Are you mad? Are you angry? Are you seething right now? Do you want to beat me up? would you kiss me
Rachel: Cishet is when you are cisgender and heterosexual
Rachel: Which is exactly what you are
Eddie: Oh but I don’t like the term cishet :/
Rachel: okay Default Settings
Zack: I’m robbing a bank with a yaoi paddle. fuck it.
Zack: Every time I think, I take 10 damage
Cathy: And everytime we kiss, I swear I could fly
Gray meeting Rachel: Hey, hey, hey, I’m a priest and this is a church! You’re in my house now, motherfucker.
Gray: So let’s start by talking about the emotions you’re feeling right now, Zack.
Zack: Stabbing!
Gray: Stabbing… isn’t really an emotion, it’s more of an… activity. Which I hope you don’t do it to me… See, an emotion is more of a feeling.
Zack: Well maybe I feel STABBY!
Rachel: We’ve been tricked!
Zack:Fooled!
Rachel:Bamboozled!
Zack:Smeckledorfed!
Rachel: That’s not even a word and I agree with you!
Cathy: Wench, ha! For what reason is thou angry? Because mine own pussy poppeth sev'rely and thine own does not?
Danny: Ma'am we have some information about the aliens!
Cathy: Right! Do the girl ones have titties?
Danny: What?
Cathy: DO THE GIRL ALIENS HAVE TITTIES
Rachel: My brother, who is a grown man, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough his guts out when it blew back in his face.
Zack, talking to Rachel: WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF I’M A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS I FUCKIN’ WILL
Zack: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!
Gray: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.
Danny: Now I’m crying. You made me cry.
Zack: Baby…
Danny: Now isn’t the time for pet names!
Zack: No, I’m calling you a baby.
Zack: I’m insulting you.
*Zack kicking the air*
Rachel: Zack stop, you’re gonna get in trouble! Zack stop!
*Zack getting arrested*
