#dumb of ass
i am GENIUS. i stole my ex gf’s sweatshirt and now i have FEELINGS. what is WRONG with me i take it back i am DUMB ASS LESBIAN!!!
I don’t like this story
Album what now
Everyone point and laugh
I don’t like this story
Yay!!
—UNUSUAL MUSE ASSOCIATIONS.
Tagged by the headache that is @henbased<3
Tagging: @atypicalacademic@radioactive-synth@theartofblossoming@glitchvault74@glowstickia@dumpsterhipster@sad-arcana-au and really whoever else that wants to do this!
SEASONING:sweet, spicy and pungent so gochujang
WEATHER: that moment before it rains like a bitch and a half
COLOR: blood red, asphalt gray
SKY: that weird in-between moment when it’s twilight– too early to be up, too late to go to bed.
MAGICAL POWER: shapeshifting!!!!Or incredible endurance
HOUSE PLANT: pothos/Devil’s Ivy– aka “why the fuck won’t you die?”
WEAPON: guns, shotguns specifically
SUBJECT:HHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SOCIAL MEDIA: TikToks full of him doing stupid shit or ranting. Instagram full of trolling thirst traps.
MAKEUP PRODUCT: smeared lipstick and running mascara after a round of… :J
CANDY:black licorice rope
FEAR: Life. Everything. The thoughts in his head if he stops for a minute and thinks.
ICE CUBE SHAPE:freezable plastic fruits
METHOD OF LONG-DISTANCE TRAVEL: hitch-hiking or roughing it in a beat up RV
ART STYLE:punk zine movement
MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE:zombie, because we’re on theme.
PIECE OF STATIONERY: faded receipts used to take down phone calls and messages.
THREE EMOJIS:
CELESTIAL BODY:the shooting star you swore you saw in the night sky
