#i am dumb

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i am GENIUS. i stole my ex gf’s sweatshirt and now i have FEELINGS. what is WRONG with me i take it back i am DUMB ASS LESBIAN!!!

When I was a kid my mom only kept green olives in the house because she didn’t like black olives so whenever a character was described in a book as having “olive skin” I was straight up picturing these bitches as green skinned. Catch my ass leaving hunger game reviews like “Excellent book but did they ever explain why Katniss had green skin or was that just assumed to be because of radiation or something!?”

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