#dumb gay

i am GENIUS. i stole my ex gf’s sweatshirt and now i have FEELINGS. what is WRONG with me i take it back i am DUMB ASS LESBIAN!!!

One time I tried complimenting a cute girl, and I was trying to tell her that she was really nice and sweet but I wanted to sound romantic so instead I blabbered out, confidently, “You are the kind of person who will not make it to judgement day.” And we never spoke again :)