Dorothy: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.
Duo: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?
Heero: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.
Trowa: Alright, this is an important question for our friendship - when you’re at the movie theaters and you get popcorn, do you get extra butter, regular butter, or no butter?
Duo: I add M&M’s to mine!
Trowa: …okay, give me a sec, I’m removing Duo from this call…
Duo: Wait hold on— [removed]
Heero: …
Wufei: …
Quatre: Trowa, at least give him a moment to explain himself!
Trowa: There is nothing he can say to justify that.
Just wait until Trowa hears about pissy shitties.
Trowa admits to making his pissy shitties with Dr. Pepper and Duo immediately removes him from the call instead
Trowa: Alright, this is an important question for our friendship - when you’re at the movie theaters and you get popcorn, do you get extra butter, regular butter, or no butter?
Duo: I add M&M’s to mine!
Trowa: …okay, give me a sec, I’m removing Duo from this call…
Duo: Wait hold on— [removed]
Heero: …
Wufei: …
Quatre: Trowa, at least give him a moment to explain himself!
Trowa: There is nothing he can say to justify that.
