#submitted by lila oh

Duo: You need to react when people cry!

Wufei: I did. I rolled my eyes.

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Wufei: Wait, how did this happen? We’re smarter than this!

Trowa, raising an eyebrow at the whole squad: We are?

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Relena: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Heero: Killed without hesitation.

Relena:No.

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Dorothy: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.

Dorothy: “Cowards”, on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.

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Wufei: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.

Heero: Mine just says “Heero no.”

Wufei: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Quatre: How are you doing?

Wufei: I’m courting insanity.