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Here is my contribution to @bobo-is-tha-bombfic “Star -Crossed Lovers High”
for the @thisweekingundamevents Unorthodox Undercover Minibang.
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Mission Yuy Monday
Mission Yuy Monday
Mission Yuy Monday
Mission Yuy Monday
Mission Yuy Monday
Mission Yuy Monday
Mission Yuy Monday
Haro is not a basketball Heero!
My problematic favs ❤️ ☄️After Colony 195 Operation Meteor
Lots of happiness for all of you to come, a very good health and chances to realizes your dreams !
Kisses and Hugs if you want them! <3
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Heero: fist me
Duo: I— what the fuck?
Heero: [holds out fist for a fist bump]
Duo: right. that’s what you— right okay god jesus fucking chr—
Here, have a hastily-drawn shitpost
Relena: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Heero: Killed without hesitation.
Relena:No.
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Dorothy: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.
Duo: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?
Heero: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.
Relena: Guys…
Relena, reading aloud: Contrary to popular belief, the female black widow spider does not always murder and eat her mate. If she has been fed, the male is often allowed to live.
Heero: [frantically boiling spaghetti water]
Heero: [clearly shaken]
Trowa: What the hell is wrong with you?
Heero: Duo just came by and said “good morning, Heero”
Trowa: …And?
Heero: He called me by my NAME. He’s breaking up with me!
[texting]
Heero: So what are you wearing?
Trowa: If you wanted to sleep with me, you can just say so
Heero: No, I meant to Wufei’s housewarming party
Trowa: So you don’t want to sleep with me?
Heero: …I didn’t say that
Wufei: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.
Heero: Mine just says “Heero no.”
Wufei: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Duo: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Trowa: Not if they consent to it.
Wufei: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Heero : Define ‘immoral’.
Quatre:YES?!?!
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[over comm]
Trowa: Alright, this is an important question for our friendship - when you’re at the movie theaters and you get popcorn, do you get extra butter, regular butter, or no butter?
Duo: I add M&M’s to mine!
Trowa: …okay, give me a sec, I’m removing Duo from this call…
Duo: Wait hold on— [removed]
Heero: …
Wufei: …
Quatre: Trowa, at least give him a moment to explain himself!
Trowa: There is nothing he can say to justify that.
Wufei: I’ve written a short list of reasons on why you should always listen to me
Heero: …That’s 10 pages long
Wufei: Yes I wanted to keep it brief
Duo: Name something you wish Relena would do to your face
Heero: I’m gonna say…sit on it
Duo: AYYYYYEEE
Duo: You know literally nothing about sports. I’ve heard you refer to basketball as “basketsball”!
Heero: It’s the technically correct term. There’s two baskets.
Duo: Ayyye, what that mouth do?
Heero: Hurt your feelings, probably.
Heero: What are you doing?
Wufei: I’m performing a sage burning ritual to clear my house of demons
Duo, coughing: Fuck you, I’ve got asthma you whore!
Relena: If we’re in a relationship, your clothes are my clothes too. Don’t ask me why I have your shirt on, this is OUR shirt.
Heero: When I come strutting in with your leggings on, I don’t wanna hear shit.
[on a mission]
Wufei: You got a plan?
Heero: I’ve been pretty much making this whole thing up as I go along.
Wufei: It certainly seems that way.
Heero: Do you love me?
Duo: ‘Course I do!
Heero: More than ice cream?
Duo: Know your place.
Heero: Rule one of being a Gundam pilot - use whatever tools or tricks necessary to complete the mission
Heero: Rule two - never get caught, and if you are caught, self-destruct
Heero: Rule three - trust your allies but if you can do the mission yourself, then do it alone
Heero: You got all that?
Duo, writing “gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss” in his notes: Yeah yeah for sure
