the-angels-have-the-phone-box:

There’s this emperor, and he asks the shephard’s boy,
“How many seconds in eternity?”
The shephard’s boy says,
“There’s this mountain of pure diamond.
It takes an hour to climb it.
And an hour to go around it.
Every hundred years, a little bird comes.
It sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain.
And when the entire mountain is chiselled away,
the first second of eternity will have passed.”
You must think that’s a hell of a long time.
Personally, I think that’s a hell of a bird.

Doctor Who,  Heaven sent

albino-bat:

LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?

                                            ~Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

albaharu:

You could trust him with your life, although you’d be daft to trust him with a dollar.

In this house we are Nobby Nobbs stans first and certified humans second 

daxarvedraws:

the nice thing about discworld dragons is that there is literally no wrong way to draw them

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glorfy-the-bright-haired-ellon:

another Leyendecker study but it’s the blackboard monitor himself

thekittygritty:

There was a scratching at the door. He let Gaspode in. The little dog slunk under the table, saying nothing.

Then Carrot went up to his room, sat in his chair and looked out the window.

The afternoon wore on. The rain stopped around teatime.

Presently, the moon rose.

The door opened. Angua entered, walking softly.

Carrot turned, and smiled.

‘I wasn’t certain,’ he said. ‘But I thought, well, isn’t it only silver that kills them? I just had to hope.’

spacecapart:

Sam Vimes, Carrot Ironfoundersson, Fred Colon and Nobby Nobbs

I finally scanned my Discworld Inktober drawings from last year, because I’m getting them printed into a zine! Here’s the first four, because of course I started with the four original Night Watch members from Guards! Guards! Fun fact: for some reason, Colon got the most likes out of any of these drawings when I posted them on Instagram. I guess The Algorithm™ really likes old Fred for some reason.

Check out the Kickstarter for the zine [here]!

mario-art:

Sights of Ankh-Morpork: the Shades

(by mari.o)

benevolenterrancy:

“Can’t one of you get him a blanket or something?” Cuddy said.
“A very fat man said, “Huh? Who’d use a blanket after it had been on a troll?”
“Hah, yes, good point” said Cuddy. He glanced at the five holes in Detritus’ breastplate. They were at about head height, for a dwarf.

I’m rereading some Watch books, so it seemed appropriate for me to try to draw one of my favourite duos again. I love Detritus and Cuddy’s friendship so goddamn much.