#elizabeth bennett
I think we should write unnecessary sequels to public-domain classics.
I wanna read Dracula 2: Sherlock Holmes and the Curse of Dracula’s Ghost. I wanna read Pride and Prejudice 2: Elizabeth Has a Gun.
This is literally Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
No, it’s not. P&P&Z is a re-imagining of the original plot, not a sequel. I want to give Elizabeth a gun after the events of the first novel are concluded.
who would Elizabeth have beef enough to kill over with?
Idk, I haven’t actually read P&P since school and I honestly don’t remember it all that well, but that’s the magic of writing unnecessary sequels to public-domain works. It could be whoever we want it to be.
George Wickham.
Lydia comes to Pemberley for a visit, sans her husband because Darcy will not let that man set foot in their house after what he did to Georgiana. And she’s just as bubbly as usual, just as chatty. Until Darcy makes his excuses and leaves the two sisters sitting in front of the fire, and after a slight pause Lydia informs Lizzy that she can’t imagine how she manages to stay happy with a man so serious and grim as Darcy.
Lizzy, who knows her husband well enough by now, and that he was, in fact, smiling for most of dinner, tells her that they are well suited for each other and she is light enough for both of them.
After another pause, Lydia turns dark serious eyes to her eldest sister and asks in a tremulous, “Is he cruel to you too?”
Because we know George Wickham. We know what he is. He’s the man who tried to seduce a fifteen year old girl (Georgiana) for her fortune. He’s the man who ran off with Lydia Bennet, then also fifteen and the youngest of five sisters, knowing her family would be forced to give him her dowry and pay for them to marry her or else she’d be ruined. All the sisters would. And Lizzy knew, she knew the man was a rake and a cad. She’d even seen the way he yanked her arm in the carriage that first time they came home after their elopement. But somehow she’d still hoped that he’d try to make her happy. That hope is dead now.
Though not as dead as Wickham’s about to be.
It would be quite easy, she thinks, to make it look like a hunting accident. But then she wouldn’t get to see the fear in Wickham’s eyes. She wants him to know, you see. She wants to watch the charm and bravado drain from his face as he hears the pistol cock and realizes his final fatal error. Because while it might be a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife, there is yet another greater universal truth he failed to recognize.
Don’t fuck with the Bennet sisters; they will end you.
Pride and Prejudice Two: Elizabeth Has A Gun.
yes, but there is already a murder mystery novel after the events in P&P - PD James wrote it … DEATH COMES TO PEMBERLEY. They even made a three part mini-series out of it.
Pride and Prejudice fic rec where Little Lizzie sees what an indolent land owner her father is and takes steps to improve… well… everything.
OMG… Not-A-Bennett is my new favorite fic trope in the Pride and Prejudice fandom. It’s where Elizabeth and possibly Jane are not Bennett daughters. Also tangentially related, I also now adore the hitherto unbeknownst Brother Bennett trope. If you happen to know of any fics of this nature, please for the love of God let me know!
Aunt Phillips comes across Lady Catherine de Bourgh verbally abusing Elizabeth in rhe prettyish kind of wilderness.
Aunt Defender - demoncandy - Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen [Archive of Our Own]
Oh my God. I read this:
Pink - MargotHarwood - Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen [Archive of Our Own]
Another angsty drabble from our friend Mr. Darcy’s perspective. This takes place after he has returned to London following his epic fail of a first proposal attempt.
So I wrote this: