#elphaba thropp
“She was a child of both worlds…”
Glinda: [watching the news] Wow, some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium
Elphaba: [covered in ink] Well maybe the squid was being a dick
Elphaba: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.
Glinda: Are you okay??
Elphaba: Chistery stole my fucking garlic bread.
Elphaba: Why are we at a sleepover?
Glinda: This isn’t a sleepover, you’re in the hospital
Elphaba: Then why are you here?
Glinda: I’m waiting for your doctor
Elphaba: Why do I have this nightgown on then?
Glinda: That’s a hospital gown
Elphaba: Truth or dare?
Glinda:
Elphaba:
Glinda:Dare
Galinda: Does this outfit make me look like a lesbian?
Elphaba:No
Galinda: Well fuck now I have to change
Glinda: Elphaba, what’s the one thing I asked you not to do today?
Elphaba, ashamed: Defy the Wizard and start a revolution…
Glinda: And what did you do?
Elphaba, ashamed: Defy the Wizard and start a revolution…
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Flight Attendant: Is there a doctor on this plan?!
Boq:Yes!
Elphaba: Boq, you have a PhD. She means a medical doctor.
Boq: You don’t know that.
Elphaba: Why is everything that comes out of your mouth stupid?
Fiyero:Boq!
Boq: hey :(
Boq: I always date tall people so they always see me from my best angle.
Elphaba: literally everyone is taller than you.
Boq::(
Elphaba: I have this memory as a kid of eating those Dove chocolates, and like, I remember it being chocolate, but it tasted like soap, and I’m kinda haunted by the fact that I’ll never know which one it was.
Therapist: I’m not really sure this is relevant to your father—
Elphaba: Oh god, the power is out. I can’t see anything.
Fiyero: One second.
Fiyero: *pops his arm and begins to glow*
Elphaba: what the—
Fiyero: I drank a glow stick.
Elphaba: How’s your bro trip going?
Fiyero: Oh, good. Boq and I are being indoctrinated into a cult.
Elphaba:Pardon?
Fiyero: It’s chill, they just want to help us achieve a higher level of consciousness.
Elphaba:What?
Fiyero: I’ve gotta go. Some chick just came out of the woods and told us we’re not supposed to talk about it. See ya later!
Glinda: Okay but you didn’t HAVE to stab him!
Elphaba: You weren’t there! You didn’t hear what he said to me!
Glinda: What did he say?
Elphaba: “What’re you gonna do about it, stab me?”
Glinda:
Glinda: okay wait that’s fair
Elphaba: Am I consistently a disappointment? Yes. Would I still like some positive validation? Yes. Do I take constructive criticism? No.
