#incorrect wicked quotes

Glinda: [watching the news] Wow, some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium

Elphaba: [covered in ink] Well maybe the squid was being a dick

Elphaba: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Glinda: Are you okay??

Elphaba: Chistery stole my fucking garlic bread.

Elphaba: Why are we at a sleepover?

Glinda: This isn’t a sleepover, you’re in the hospital

Elphaba: Then why are you here?

Glinda: I’m waiting for your doctor

Elphaba: Why do I have this nightgown on then?

Glinda: That’s a hospital gown

Elphaba: Truth or dare?

Glinda:

Elphaba:

Glinda:Dare

Galinda: Does this outfit make me look like a lesbian?

Elphaba:No

Galinda: Well fuck now I have to change

Glinda: Elphaba, what’s the one thing I asked you not to do today?

Elphaba, ashamed: Defy the Wizard and start a revolution…

Glinda: And what did you do?

Elphaba, ashamed: Defy the Wizard and start a revolution…