#elrond x you
My Incorrect Universe #88
Legolas, with his head on my lap: Why is life so hard ?
Me, with a massive ass turkey leg in my hand: Don’t worry kid, I know that this all seems unfair now…
Me: But someday when you’re older and wiser, you’ll be able to look back on all this…
Haldir, from across the garden hearing the conversation: That is actually some great advi-
Me, absolutely destroying the entire turkey leg within a minute: And get revenge
Haldir:…….
Thranduil, who was with Haldir: …….ELROND LET ME MARRY MY WIFE AGAIN
Elrond: I SWEAR TO VALAR MY LORD THIS IS MY THIRTEENTH REASON WHY-
*meanwhile*
Legolas: I was talking about the game you brought me from your world
Me, reaching for another turkey leg: I’d still give you the same advice……*looks towards commotion* they look like they’re having fun…..
*Haldir literally fighting for his life as he screams with his sword in hands as he stands stuck between two grown ass elves bickering*
Legolas, whispering: it’s like a game of Life…..