#mom friends

My friends always say that my mom has an ass that can stop traffic. I can’t deny that, especially since she’s always doing her best to draw attention to her plump bubble butt

Mom’s taken up yoga to stay fit, but why does she always do her weird stretches when I have my friends over?

Your mom was always dressed in a prim and proper robe around you. Course, when your back was turned, your friends got a whole different view…

Your friends spend quite a bit of time chatting with your mom whenever they are over at your house. You often wonder what your they talk about since your mom can’t speak English very well. Luckily, she has mastered the art of non-verbal communication.

These are my mom’s favorite pair of shorts, she wears them all the time - even around my friends. They tell me that mom’s so hot that she should wear a pair that says ‘cougar’ instead of 'puma’. I should get mad at them, but deep down I know they’re right.

I was pretty bummed when I wasn’t able to go on spring break to Cali with my friends. My best friend promised to keep uploading photos on Facebook so that I didn’t miss out. This was the last photo he uploaded a couple of hours ago - it’s already gotten dozens of likes and comments. The guys in the photo are easy enough to recognize - my friend, my roommate and a fat nerd I knew from school.

The woman was even easier to recognize - she had told me that she was going to Cali for business - the woman who gave birth to me - my own mom.

Maybe I should tell mom to wear a bra and dress more modestly when my friends are around. But my hard cock disagrees.