PLEASE EUROPE, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO SUCH AN ICONIC MOMENT OF ITALIAN TELEVISION FEATURING THE ONE AND ONLY ✨EMMA MUSCAT ✨

*context of the clip* if you didn’t know when she was 18 she took part in one of the most famous show in Italy and here Emma had just found out she was the first name to possibly gaining access to the next step of the competition to which one of her biggest rival in the show replied assuming that Emma probably didn’t understand well and got it wrong because of her broken Italian… AND EMMA UUUUH

“I just think…I think she probably didn’t understand very well”

“No no, I didn’t get it wrong…I UNDERSTOOD E V E R Y T H I N G”

Up until this point in the competition Emma was the quiet one, clearly being targeted by the other girls and staying very on the low THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME SHE TOOK A BITE BACK SO TO SAY THE PUBLIC WAS(pleasantly)SHOCKED BY HER FIERCENESS WAS THE LEAST!!

EMMA YOU WILL ALWAYS BE OUR SUPERSTAR

Spain you have to promise us something really important, IF you win this Eurovision… PROMISE YOU’LL MAKE THE TWO LITTLE ANTS FROM EL HORMIGUERO THE MAIN PRESENTERS OF THE EVENT

Not to be bias but CERTAIN eurofans saying Mahmood and Blanco are trying to queerbait over a ballad is so absurd, find something else to try and bring them down ‘cause it’s honestly embarrassing, JUST SAY YOU’D HATE FOR THEM TO WIN OVER YOUR FAV AND CALL IT A DAY. 

They’re two of the best lyricist (+producer, shoutout to Michelangelo) we have in our country at the moment who just decided to work together for the Sanremo Festival and with the Sanremo Festival in mind only, nothing more than that. They’re two singers performing a song…you must be 12 to look at two people singing a ballad and by default assume they’re a couple happily in love, like WHAT? It’s a singing competition not a Disney Channel original movie. (nor a reality show for you to speculate over the performers personal life which is none of your business regardless) 

And sorry but if you can’t watch two male artists looking at each other while performing a duet they’ve written together without thinking “are they in love?” or “ugh they’re trying so hard to appear gay” I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU: YOU’VE JUST WON THE MEDAL FOR TOXIC MASCULINITY AMBASSADOR, CONGRATS 

-I… I liked Switzerland 

*log off* 

✨FEMINIST KING ✨

Favorite thing about this year is watching my (Italian) friends who usually don’t follow Eurovision being so shocked that the show ends at 23:15

USUALLY AT THAT TIME IN THE SANREMO FESTIVAL WE’RE WATCHING THE 7th PERFORMANCE (OUT OF 24)…it’s a full on cultural shock. lol

So far Portugal, Ukraine and Switzerland are passing the vibe check…with a heavy heart I must say this felt like the weakest half of the semifinal, the bops are yet to come.

Me 365 days a year 24/7: *complaining about everything wrong with my country*

Me tonight: ✨wow Italy, you really are so beautiful my love. ✨

UO: i like spain’s song, but spaniards need to calm down because they almost ruined esc mood with their attacks

Congratulations Måneskin on winning the Eurovision Song Contest 2021 and my heart

i almost tweeted this as text then remembered i had an incorrect quotes blog

sauce: gogglebox you know the quote

hi i’m back

source: outofcontextdiscord on tumblr dot com

Man, I miss 2017.

Sauce: user @ Clairedaniellem on twitter

F in the chat for donny’s soulmate

source: westernlariat, armorgan66 and landorus on tumblr

I HAVE FINALLY EMERGED FROM THE DARKNESS WITH A NEW INCORRECT QUOTE!!!

sauce: users gothcostco and creativityflows on tumblr dot com

ALSO: if you’re more active on twitter these days, consider following the incorrect esc twitter page!

to soothe your post eurovision depression… or worsen it idk what it’ll do.

Source: 420dongsquad on tumblr dot hellsite

what? no! you’re the one farting bubbles!

Source: Brooklyn 99

Still can’t believe little big were chosen for eurovision.

Source: possibly likeiwishiknew on tumblr dot com

That was definitely his inner voice during that video.

Source: Tumblr user Cadoized

I think Ari is the person who I makes quotes of most frequently :)

Source: The earliest version of the quote i could find is on marvel-ous-things on tumblr dot com. I don’t know if it is original or not.