#fairy tail incorrect quotes

Natsu: are you busy?

Lucy:yes.

Natsu: cool, listen to this

Cana: *rolls car window down* What seems to be the problem, officer?

Officer: Get out of my car

Natsu: Lucy, you love me a lot, right?

Lucy: Usually I’d say yes without hesitation, but I think you’ve done something and it has gone horribly, horribly wrong

Freed: What I’m about to tell you is going to make you want to kill me.

Laxus: I’m not going to kill you,Freed.

Laxus: It takes too much time to break in a new best friend.

Erza: Well, you know what they say - hindsight is 20/20.

Lucy:

Lucy: It kind of seems like regular sight should have caught that one.

Juvia: Juvia’s having boyfriend-girlfriend issues with you.

Gray: …We aren’t boyfriend and girlfriend though.

Juvia: Yeah, that’s the issue.

Zeref: So, what do you look for in a partner?

Mavis: A pulse, usually.

Zeref: *slams fist on the table* fuck